Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Joey Essex's dish looks repellent 🤮

Jenny is known as the Vixen on the Chase Grouchy

Yes she really does like she's going to cry Sugar

Is that the professional quizzer Jenny? I've never watched The Chase.

Good, because I can't watch it with a self confessed domestic abuser on. Fecking outrageous my licence fee is paying him (yeah, I know, divn't care)
Big hugs to Ellen, and Potter. Might see you again thus season, if not cmon the Professionals.

Thank you all! I'm very slow at writing on my phone. This is the last time I let DH use my laptop on Masterchef night!

Joey obviously wasn't listening. That wasn't mixed comments. That was both of them telling him he'd served a greasy rice pudding.. 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

Damn Kelly's gone downhill again.

Jelly obviously didn't have a cooking lesson on these ingredients.

Cheers OhWhat

Oh god who's the domestic abuser

Not sure that carrot was a good plan. Looked like he scalped someone.

Five or ten minutes less?! How the hell long did he cook that poor piece of fish for?

I am warming to Vicki. Never come across her before but I like her on this showing.

jay my thoughts exactly re: Kellie

The ex boxing promoter. Admitted to "losing it" and attempting to strangle his wife.

Yup. Knew it.

You can watch now, OhWhat! Hurrray!

I meant who'd be going home that is.

I'm glad Joey didn't get through with that pile of crap

Catch you all next time

Well called fourquenelles

Glad about who left.

Kelly shouldn't have gone... Very pleased for Vicky!!! Hate Ruddock!!

See yiz all Wednesday. Remember it's at 7pm not 8 this week

Oh didn't know that OhWhat, nasty fucker so !

Next episode looks good! But Wednesday at 7?! Will need a klaxon. See you then.

See you laters alligators