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Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

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Halsall · 18/09/2019 20:09

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

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Halsall · 30/09/2019 21:02

Evening all. Sorry to hear about the lack of wine, Potter. Hope everyone else is OK.

Greggggggggggggggg's hat 😲

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Elderflower14 · 30/09/2019 21:04

Evening all. I thought they would have mixed the teams up...

PotterHead1985 · 30/09/2019 21:05

@fourquenelles yup. No wine on that lot!!

I'm rooting for Kelly methinks

RomaineCalm · 30/09/2019 21:05

Hope you feel better soon Potter.

This is a good challenge - much prefer clifftop cooking to poncy restaurant rubbish.

Elderflower14 · 30/09/2019 21:05

Is that a chicken? 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 OMG!!!

jay55 · 30/09/2019 21:07

Bloody hell reds pick a fucking dish.

PotterHead1985 · 30/09/2019 21:07

Razor you twat. You DONT say things like that!!!

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Halsall · 30/09/2019 21:09

What an absolute massacre of that lovely cod Shock

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/09/2019 21:10

I can't believe it's the semi finals already. Has it really been 4 weeks of celebs I don't know?

fourquenelles · 30/09/2019 21:11

That's a lot of chilli powder

RomaineCalm · 30/09/2019 21:12

To be fair they are cooking some slightly different meals this time but there must be a market for a 'Group Cooking Challenge Recipe Book' out there...

Fruit Crumble
Thai Curry
Fruit Pie
Custard
Goats Cheese tart

GrouchyKiwi · 30/09/2019 21:12

The Reds are so chaotic. Lucky Coastguarders.

Elderflower14 · 30/09/2019 21:12

Watching Vicky with that peeler reminds me of when I was on a solo overnight with the lady i cared for. I peeled the top of my finger off.
I dripped blood all the way to the phone and back. My sainted mother came round and patched me up.
I have a pampered chef peeler. I dont know what I will do when it breaks as I can't get another... 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔

PotterHead1985 · 30/09/2019 21:12

@fourquenelles agree. And my mams response was "no! Not everyone likes spice"

PotterHead1985 · 30/09/2019 21:13

What's a pampered chef peeler @Elderflower14

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Halsall · 30/09/2019 21:14

Sneaky injection of some appropriate Benjamin Britten there. Your actual culture. Who'da thought it?

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fourquenelles · 30/09/2019 21:14

Grin Grouchy

Cough Claim to fame alert . I used to train Coastguards in personal development and management skills. Back when Adam was a lad on a raft bows

WheresThatCatGoneNow · 30/09/2019 21:16

ShockConfused!! You can't wash a fish.

I cannot believe he just said that!

GrouchyKiwi · 30/09/2019 21:17

four You should absolutely be on this show.

Elderflower14 · 30/09/2019 21:17

peeler

GrouchyKiwi · 30/09/2019 21:18

That dude's moustache tips were fantastic.

RomaineCalm · 30/09/2019 21:18

I'm in awe of the work that the coast guards do. Fourq - that sounds like a fascinating job.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/09/2019 21:19

I'm sure they find your haranguing helpful, Gregggg.

PotterHead1985 · 30/09/2019 21:19

@Elderflower14 why can't you get another.

I have a peeler like that from my cheffy days.

fourquenelles · 30/09/2019 21:20

It was Romaine I worked for the Department of Transport back in the 90s. Very male orientated, very.

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