EASTENDERS 36!!! No spoilers EVER NEVER OR ELSE ......

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I was right. Bobby new head finally came 😂😂😂

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Purple bag and envelope means Phil or Ben or someone will find our shazza secret

Gray. Will he get his comeuppance soon for domestic abuse

STACEY - farewell till next July - tho be nice to make odd appearance and maybe she will come back after 4mths - I wa back at work then

Max and ruby. Won’t last but another notch for max - how does he do it

Same with jack. Those branding brorhers are sexy !!

Dentist - boring. Think he stays with honey to torment billy and also habbs. He doesn’t want to commit to her - hope they both see him for what for. If I were honey I would talk to her alone / not take dentist word for it

Can’t think of any other storylines. What have I missed ....

I know we shouldn’t comment on appearance but I’d really love Sharon to have a makeover. Her face looks so red and dry and her hair and eyelashes are awful. There used to be a show on BBC3 I think where this virtual presence thing gave people with “extreme” looks a makeover to look more mainstream. I think sharon could look really well with a much softer look and it it still be in keeping with her character.

I always thought her hair was a wig.

I think it’s bad extensions.

Well she least has £25k 😂😂

But yes just tell Phil. He will flip

The baby will be his step child - his daughters step sibling - LOUISEs
Child’s sibling

Head explodes

Gray will flip. Wonder if he even went to a meeting

Buy me a villa - it did make me laugh :) Once she gets the villa, she will demand four cars - one for each of them.

I don't understand why Sharon went through with the pregnancy. She was not getting on well with Phil. He was in Italy or somewhere beating up gangs. She was in love with Keanu and had spent weeks or months in Australia getting over him. She wasn't over him and he started dating (albeit under instruction) her stepdaughter. She has a son who she really can't manage and we last saw getting involved with drugs and setting up Mick on Stuart's behalf. The pregnancy was high risk because of her age.

I doubt Gray went to the meeting at all. Keegan is spending a lot more time in their house. I thought he was buying Keegan so he would look up to him but now I wonder if Keegan will see something and will be torn about saying something and/or believing Chantelle because Gray has been very supportive of him. I wonder if Tiff will sense something or see the signs as she seems quite intuitive?

I prefer the outlandish storylines to the grim ones tbh.

In real life Sharon would have had an abortion or just tell the truth and move on.

This is all done so we can have Phil go into a rage and beat up Ken or go back to Shirley or have Louise hell bent on revenge or something explosive like that! Poor babies being born into that family.
Gray hasn't gone anywhere. He will never change.

I think Sharon is very attractive with great legs but maybe a softer look with less lashes and hair would suit her better : I ve always liked the character but then I remember her at the start with her big perm and walking the big poodle dog they had round the square and dating vicars!
She is a bit of a legend.

She HAS great legs. That’s why she is always in skirts. Linda has greatest legs too. My own are like sausages so I’m always envious of other women’s legs! I think Raine must be very petite which I’ve only really noticed recently. Obv she is slim and Stuart is well built but Raine looks really slight in her casual clothes - vest and joggers. What do either of them work as? I’ve never seen Stuart working? Raine list her job in the car lot and doesn’t seem to have worked since? I’m sure they will soon want custody of baby Abi which they will probably get despite neither of them working, their histories, drug abuse, Raine being utterly unreliable and both being very impulsive.!

• Linda has great legs not greatest lol

Shurl has the best Eastenders Legs though .

I am over Stu personality transplant , I didn't really watch EE when he first came on-screen but he was a nasty ,violent, vigilante , hell bent on wrecking everyone he came in contact with (especially Mick)

Now he has a naive , almost child like innocence to him, too eager to please and be accepted .

I reckon the Evil Scrote Dad of Stu'n'Callum will rear his ugly little head again . Will he suddenly become Mr Nicey ?

Imagine Callum dad n Phil over Christmas meal, his dad being homophobic and Phil finding out about baby and the shouting that would ensue!!

It would be so good for the writers to do something different at Christmas apart from people rowing or getting slung out onto the streets in their paper hats ; but I guess they won't as that would be boring! As long as Mick keeps the pub roof door locked then we may be spared people falling / pushed off it!

Yes it would make a nice change. I hate this current trend of soaps having to have a “climax” or big shock/reveal episode on Christmas Day. It’s too predictable now and we can all predict which stories are going to be involved and what will happen.

It would be nice to see an uneventful Christmas where everyone got along

Its proper depressing watch at Christmas. I wonder if any of the soaps have ever done something nice and wholesome?

I just caught up why is Ted sailing off into the sunset with a strange woman he hardly knows ? It is irritating that they don't do storylines for the older actors how many times can Patrick fall in love and marry a Carribbean lady he met on holiday and now Ted

What happened with Becks? Did I miss one? Did she go to UNi?

I also went WOW at he size of Denny he’s had some
Growth spurt.

It’s all rather doom and gloom at the moment isn’t it. The only nice thing is what’s her name going work with Keagen. Though surely she take half profits too.

Love to have a non explosion ,non fight, non A&E emergency Xmas day. Where no babies life’s are hanging in balance. No friends of Jean dying of cancer, Ollie not being over whelmed with presents and running off in the square!

I think whats hername is Iqra yes I like her and keegan. No bex hasn't gone to uni yet not sure when Oxford intakes but the Uni here has started a week ago.

Yes Iqra! That’s what I thought re uni, Sonia never has any money and Martin is on run and she doesn't have buy a single thing to go. Oh that could be another depressing Xmas story line. Becks come back suicdal pretending all is ok, and runs off in a taxi while Salvation Army play in the square.

Oxford term starts later than others. Maybe the start of October?

Sonia was wittering on about kettles so I guess she is due off soon.

I was abroad 99-06 and so missed massive chunks.

But I'm sure if I remember rightly Steve Owen died kidnapping Lou with Mel and Lisa - they were taking off to Portugal?

Does this whole Mel insisting Lisa Lou and ken run to Portugal with her seem very parallel?

Let's hope none of them meet the same sticky end!

Steve Owen died in a car that set alight. That's all I rem from that time with Mel/ Lisa/ baby Lou etc. I don't think I was as obsessed back then! Lisa shot Phil once but why I can't remember!
A few people were in the frame !

Whos paying for the year holiday? Patrick couldn’t afford £1k funeral.

Lisa shot Phil because he slept with Mel & was a general all round toss pot