EASTENDERS 36!!! No spoilers EVER NEVER OR ELSE ......

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I was right. Bobby new head finally came 😂😂😂

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Purple bag and envelope means Phil or Ben or someone will find our shazza secret

Gray. Will he get his comeuppance soon for domestic abuse

STACEY - farewell till next July - tho be nice to make odd appearance and maybe she will come back after 4mths - I wa back at work then

Max and ruby. Won’t last but another notch for max - how does he do it

Same with jack. Those branding brorhers are sexy !!

Dentist - boring. Think he stays with honey to torment billy and also habbs. He doesn’t want to commit to her - hope they both see him for what for. If I were honey I would talk to her alone / not take dentist word for it

Can’t think of any other storylines. What have I missed ....

Ee writers never heard of gdpr then as of the clinic would just send an email like that

And why the F would Mel call round for prenatal DNA paternity results talk about needle in a hat stack ridiculous

She must have glimpsed the envelope or something at some point. I don't get why she was so suspicious otherwise.

She was suspicious because she saw Keanu and Sharon whispering in their hallway while the others were all in the kitchen. She then saw Keanu feeling the baby kick in the pub. When she sent the text and Sharon came running to the park, she knew she was right. Ringing the clinic was ridiculous. I’m an older mum and didn’t have a DNA test done automatically. I presume DNA tests are carried out by private clinics anyway not the maternity unit? How would she know which clinic Sharon may have used?

Sharon was quite brazen too about it which is at odds with how shaken she was about the purple envelope. Suddenly with her biggest secret, she has developed nerves of steel and shouted out ‘prove it’. Really?

Stuart’s hysterical type laugh creeps me out. I did think Raine was funny when she held up the knife and fork like a child. I wonder if she did that herself for a giggle while filming and they left it in the scene. The writers are rarely that humorous, I really don’t think that scene was by them.

Anyone else think Callum can do better than Ben?

That dinner on a coffin event must contravene some kind of undertakers' code of ethics? EE gets more bizarre every week, no attempt to join the plot dots, ridiculous coincidences, everyone outside the reach of the law, SS or society norms - love it!!

Lots of ' poetic licence' on the Mel phone call about the results. Sharon used a private company for the blood / paternity tests. It's amazing that Mel knew who to call.
Still, it moves things along to her aim of getting Louise back with her mum and making Sharon even more stressed out!

Anyone else think Callum can do better than Ben?

Definitely!

Sharon used a private company for the blood / paternity tests. It's amazing that Mel knew who to call

Well it's got to be "Walford Private Blood'n'Paternity.com" .

Pregnancy isn’t agreeing with sharons skin, she’s looking increasingly tango-ed!

I think we were supposed to think Mel had phoned loads of dna testing places pretending to be Sharon.

They always move home with one bag! How do they do this?
Rainie is turning into the girl from the exorcist film!

I laughed at that too The 80s! My dd took 3 large car loads to university with her and there's still most of her stuff in her bedroom at home!

My old junk would take a Pickford lorry or at least a van! On EE they waltz off with a tiny bag even on holiday.

Gray is so grim. I wish Chan would pack her bags with the kids and just leave him.

I bet Sharon's baby is born early and Mel is her ' midwife' in the pub toilets or under the arches or something awkward like that!

Did anyone else have a giggle when Rainie was haranguing Sonia about injuring her at the hen night and Sonia indignantly shouted "I was saving your life!" - yes Sonia, that's what you do!

Tonight’s was funny, Sri and Rainie do go well together. He must be fit to carry her like she was nothing.

Mel is back to normal days after the funeral. The magic soap time is a great healer.

Good call 80s! They are bound to be both born on same day both needing urgent care and Ken will not know where to go. How far behind is Sharon? Lou is huge and Sharon looks sane as normal.

Not sure why nurse made her take cardi off? Was no need to do hand. They could have given her tetanus shot or something.

Considering the blisteringly hot summer we've just had down south, are we to believe that Chantelle wears long sleeves all the time? Some of those bruises looked quite old and would take a while to heal up.

They also get seen to really quickly in Walford A and E: Mick was in and out the other week in no time with his panic attack and last night Chan went straight through to see the nurse. The writers clearly have no idea or are all private patients. Even then you'd have to wait a bit !
Why is Ben borrowing money?

Knew Gray was going to find the lip sil... so predictable! Poor Chan getting her hopes up about him going to get help.

@The80sweregreat yes that's a good point it's been so hot this summer lol she'd def have been in vest top and shorts! I'm trying to think back if she was wearing other stuff but I can't lol

Abusers do this though: 'forgive me, I'll change ' . Then become even worse.

She does wear long sleeves a lot I think but given how hot it has been I'm finding it hard to believe she would all the time?
She did a photo shoot for Whitney a while back and had bare arms then I'm sure?
She is still in denial about how dangerous he is though and tends to believe him when he says sorry. It's sad.

I think that, right now, Gray means it though. After the lip salve incident he sent her away before his anger exploded. I imagine it is because she's pregnant and that it won't last.

It's an interesting twist on how they usually depict DV.

I thought the bruises were on her arms because he wasn't punching her in the stomach anymore because that would hurt the baby. Also sending her away so she wasn't available to take his rage out on.

I’m pretty sure she wore sleeveless tops most of the time but a quick google image shows her mostly in long sleeves and often in oversized cardigans.

I wonder if the nurse always asks people to roll up their sleeves as a way of checking for dv? Or part of the triage is blood pressure usually so maybe that is it although it looked like she asked Chantelle to roll up her sleeves after the stitches. I presume though that Chantelle would have mentioned she was pregnant so the nurse would have done a quick blood pressure test just to make sure she wasn’t feeling faint?

Her maternity appointments will have approached this with her because they have to examine her each time she visits.

When I had my children, there were signs all over the bathrooms about DV and encouraging women to ring hotlines. I know she doesn’t see herself as a victim of DV but it surely would not have been the first time she has been asked about it?

Is Grey a divorce lawyer? Is he concerned Chantelle will divorce him or is he afraid that it will all come out in the open? Does she love him or is she afraid of losing her lifestyle? It doesn’t make sense that they would move near her parents.He would not just say don’t work in the salon, he’d have kept her isolated and living elsewhere.

I wonder what his background is? I guess he will have been abused himself?

I think she will lose the baby? And it will all come out then? I don’t understand why she is proceeding with the pregnancy at all tbh. It obv doesn’t stop him being violent because she is pregnant.