Love Island 27 - The final thread!

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It’s been a long 8 weeks!

It pains me whenever Curtis comes on. He doesn't really stand out in terms of looks or personality and is not particularly funny, interesting or intelligent. Not that much of a villain either. What exactly does he bring to LI? I can't believe he's still in.

Yes I spotted that fraxion. Very odd. I think the whole repeatedly getting her name wrong and pointing like that just shows she has no respect for Maura, which is a real shame as Maura has done nothing but be kind to Curtis.

I wonder if Curtis plays the role of --creepy- uncle, offering "sage" sound bites and pretending he's interested.

Caught up w Aftersun, and again struck that none of those that've left want Tommy and MM to win.

Molly Mae may go on to become the most successful islander ever....she's already got 2.3 million insta followers. Last year at this stage Dani Dyer had just over 1 million I think.
I really need to get a life...

What exactly does MM post about on instagram and YT? Does she have a real job?

Don’t forget followers can be purchased...

I saw a post saying what percentage of followers were real for each of the islanders. Apparently Maura has the highest percentage of genuine followers. I don't know how they know that.

I can't find that post now. But here's an article about how much they could earn on insta now:

www.google.ie/amp/s/www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/worklife/amp28466032/love-island-2019-contestants-earn-instagram/

I'd love someone to go in with no social media history whatsoever. They'd get my vote.

Found it!

www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/fake-followers-found-love-island-contestants-instagram-accounts/1588113

I don't have the app. Do you get charged for voting?

MMs job appears to be reviewing bags of shopping....so aspirational...

Just checking in for tonight. I've enjoyed these threads so thank you ladies....
I think I want Amber and Greg to win. But I think Ovie might steal it.

I don't know if I can even be arsed to watch the final, but I guess it's the last one so may as well!

Wow so much fakery going on with all of their Instagram accounts. I guess it helps them to get sponsorship and advertising deals but it sounds exhausting.

MM said she did pageants...explains why she always looks flawless.

I forgot about the pageants! Anyway, we didn't have youtube tutorials on how to put on makeup in my day...but I like to think my pink and blue eyeshadow was pretty flawless

Don’t forget followers can be purchased...
I’ll follow them for a reasonable fee.

Curtis certainly didn't fall far from that tree. He scraped his arse red raw on the bark on his way down. They've got the word cunt repeated for each year they've grown rather than tree rings.

Run far and fast Maura. You will never be good enough. unless they need a beard

You'd be best fluttering your fanny elsewhere x

Enjoy the final if you watch ladies. I'll don't think I'll be able to watch it live without constantly pausing as I'm in the throes of bowel prep for a colonoscopy procedure tomorrow 😩😖

I have enjoyed them all:
Even CUNTIS as the token bad guy.
I even enjoyed the drama of Anna's arguments.
What am I going to to without someone talking about shaving their arse ever week now?
And what will I do without someone shouting about their vagina / fanny on tv.
Life won't be the same..

I can’t vote for someone who’s job is an influencer even if I wasn’t bored of them as a couple

Do you know the quote that I loved by Maura recently:

To Greg about Elly Belly

"Curtis had ih. I swear ta God!. Curtis had ih. He came down here drippin wih sweat, all covered wih sweat from watchin da two girls puhhin a fashion show on for him"

May your bowel flutters be gentle on you Fraxion