Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

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That knife def had been sharpened to a deadly point!!

If they'd told the Police where they were, surely a local police force would have attended? How was there no police presence?

All very ridiculous. And we've only just had the Andrea crazed stalker and the crazed stalker of finn. Do we really need a third in as many months? (I'm not counting sheila stalking Clive as that is actually funny)

Crikey that came to an odd end.

I missed the hidden cameras while I was away. Do we know who planted them? Was it actually Scarlett / the woman who carries out jobs for Scarlett?

Everyone was assuming that it was Amy's ex-boss who did hidden cameras before. In the preview at the end there's a clip where Kyle almost looks guilty so I was wondering whether he set it up thinking it would be romantic but I think there were a couple of other videos on the memory card, weren't there? That would suggest probably not Kyle because surely he'd have taken it with him!

I assume scarlet did it. She set the room up for Kyle and Amy. she then had it as further ammunition in case they tried to take Ned from her. I guess she sent it to someone after she assumed her and Ned weren’t coming back because they were in love and this was revenge to Paul for trying to stop her

Aaron all handsy with some police evidence...

Why would the interviewers clink on the link they were sent mid interview? (For plot reasons I know) Why would you want to work for someone who continued to watch that video during your interview instead of turning it off when they saw some people getting it on in a bedroom?

Chloe for Lassiters thone.

Yeah, ridiculous. If people started watching you tube videos in an interview I'd be pretty miffed. And if they wanted to show me a video of myself having sex I'd be extremely pissed off with them and poing out it's irrelevant to my work, and their HR person shouldn't be allowing staff to bully me over something outside of work.

Pointing, not poing.

@Smidge001 I said exactly the same! Who has their phone out while interviewing people?!

Paul and Therese in the limo 🤢

Speed bumps 🤢

Ok...

I know some people think they are getting Elly and Toadie together. I feel like they are trying to make Elly and Toadie the new Sonya and Mark. It doesn’t work when one character is dead inside.

Elly. Just send a text and say sorry rather than going to an event you happen to have a fancy maternity dress for (real reason she wanted to go).

Why did Roxy have a ticket? Is it because she’s an expert on dodgy racehorses? And why was she all chatty with Hendrix? He’s a school kid, she’s barely spoken to him. Surely she’d be hanging out with Az. Although, she and Hendrix would actually make an ok couple.

Why can’t Denise Van Outen act?

Didn’t Terese’s house come with her contract?

It’s very clever of them to make close up magic look completely staged using cutaways. I’m sure that made it worth spending all that money on the Australian famous magician.

i think Therese brought the house.

I had to look away from Paul and Therese in the limo, @BareBelliedSneetch - I was trying to eat my lunch!

And it makes no sense to have Paul get falling-down drunk - I don't recall ever seeing him get so pissed - so why do the script writers think we will not notice the massive coincidence of Harlow's mum arriving because she thinks Paul and Therese aren't fit to look after her, and lo and behold, Paul turns up drunk and misbehaving. Yeah, right.

I would have thought that Roxy got a ticket because she was Therese's niece and a Waterhole employee. I sense that Hendrix is heading towards a crush on Roxie if not a relationship with her.

Ellie and Toadie don't go at all. She's more likely to cheat with Finn imo.

Denise Van Outen is a terrible actress. There must be loads of people that they could have hired instead of her.

I agree that drunk Paul was odd. More realistic to have Harlow's mum see him and Therese talking dirty about speed bumps.

I don’t think they are making Elly a couple but male and female best friends. Elly doesn’t seem like someone who would have a best friend at all.

*And why was she all chatty with Hendrix?I think it was after Daddy Dick told him he wished he'd never come to Erinsborough I nfront of everyone, she went over to commiserate in the cafe. Also there's weirdly no age boundaries if you live in the street, everyone is just friends with everyone.

I'm hoping they're trying make us think Toadlly then throw in a (not a shock) Finlly

Re kin Hendrix with crush on Roxy which will piss off Harlow who secretly fancies him and that'll lead to Henlow

After a Harlow-Hendrix-Roxy triangle spat.

With a bit of Roxy-Harlow "sister" rivalry thrown in.

Or she'll help Hendrix deal with the engagement and wedding then shed her label as the wildchild of the street.

Kyle: "I'll fix it"

Amy: "You're up against centuries of mysoginistic double standards, so yea good luck with that".

You go Amy!

I can def see Roxy flirting with Hendrix if she thinks it's winding Harlow up

Denise van outen really can't act. Why did they get her to join neighbours?

Also did anyone else notice she has the makings of a massive goitre. She should get that seen to before it gets bigger.

She really was awful. No wonder Harlow cringed her way through those scenes.

I also loved Amy explaining to Kyle about why it's worse for women in these situations, it's a horrible thing to happen.