Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

Roxy is growing on me too, @BessMarvin. I was the same with Xanthe - she was a shallow and irritating character at first, but developed depth and personality, and now I miss her!

Elly's histrionics over Shaun did seem OTT - though I guess she is supposed to be awash with pregnancy hormones, and they do do funny things to you.

I think it's her interactions with Harlow and Sheila recently.

Amazingly hardly anyone is annoying me at the moment and I can just watch and enjoy. Especially as it looks like we might be nearing the end of the scarlett nonsense.

Roxy is growing on me too.
Ellie and finn are bound to snog. And clearly Sean is going to turn up at some point.

A cheese knife! I feel that’s quite a tricky tool...

NED!

I was a bit surprised that he thought anything was suss about her explanation of the dress. He doesn't tend to be a very deep thinker, bless him!

Do we think that Scare-lett will kill herself or be arrested? I'm just assuming Ned, Yashvi & Mea will all be injured in some way but will survive. I'm hoping she throws herself in that lake just so we don't have to watch any trial or anything.

My kiss prediction is that Henlow will kiss soon, maybe before the end of the week when Harlow is oh so upset about the step-step uncle she's only just met getting stabbed with a cheese knife. Filly will be a few days later. Probably late at night when neither of them can sleep & the kiss will be interrupted by a phone call from Switzerland... Cue lots of guilty looks & oaths to never tell, followed by more kissing & insisting that they can't keep fighting their feelings.

Ooh, maybe it'll be like Buffy & sleeping with Elly will return Finn to his former, evil personality!

That made me think. Ned must be her step-step uncle 😂

You know how much I love figuring out the tenuous links between characters! Do you want me to draw another family tree?!

Lol well he’s Terese’s step son and she’s Harlow’s step grandmother so...

I gonna give Elly some leave in the histrionics for now. Her and Shaun are barely a thing, but they and this pregnancy are the final nail in the coffin of her and Mark. Now she hasn't even got Shaun to show for it and will have a baby never knowing a Dad. I think that would cause some initial trauma altho it's no excuse for snogging Finn.

However why isn't her bump growing? I think she needs to talk to David. She's about 31 weeks

Love the way people can open other people's phones in this show.

The guy who plays Finn has got to be the worst actor in the small pond that is Australia's actors!

Can we swap Scarlett for Scott the hot ex?? He's hot.

I’m still mad about the knife. I mean look at it!

She might as well have come at him with some tooth picks.

I don't know, given she in low, at the right angle those sharp prongs in and the push upwards would do some damage

They’re no very sharp or long enough and that blade is chubby and blunt. It’s not even a fancy sharp cheese knife.

This may be a reflection that I’ve been working in true crime for too long... 😂

She was too close to get enough muscle behind a measly knife too.

Although of all the unrealistic neighbours things to happen I really should let it go. And for an obsessive, it’s weird she’s only written in 10 pages of her scrap book when is starts with her family and has one page of her ex.

That s rap book does amuse me. Its like she only decided to start it at the airport!!

Maybe she did. Perhaps she fled after attacking hot-ex with just a few things & couldn't get access to her previous 3518 scrapbooks so had to start fresh! Or maybe she starts a new "our story" scrapbook with each new relationship & includes a little preamble about what's led her to this point. "We met when I was in a wedding dress in an airport" needs a page of backstory, I feel!

So who is signing my petition to Recruit the hot ex. Surely 6 months in Ramsey Street topless round the pool will cure all his ills

She must have bought quite a few of those newspapers when her parents died

Wow that Scarlett, completely batshit with a miniscule knife! I mean i know Ned is hot but my God she has completely lost her mind over him. Great Halloween tv though!

Kyle: There’s a maze!

Bea and Yashvi standing in front of a large hedge...

It would've been better if Kyle had discovered that they offered private wedding ceremonies in the middle of the maze & made the link with her weird "joke" about getting married & deduced that's where they must be.