Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

I think that has to be the most shocking and inappropriate thing that's been said on this thread Sux2

Don’t worry, Sux. Sleeping loves Gary.

I don’t know, @Smidge001 - I had warmed to Leo. And if we could only keep one of the Tanaka twins, I’d choose him over David.

Re. Roxy and Mark - will he reform her or will she turn him into a bad boy? I have to say, I can’t picture either outcome, because it just seems like such an unlikely pairing.

I was also completely shocked today by finding out that Erinsborough High has not one but TWO teachers who aren’t Susan or Elly!

@MiddleClassProblem

They must be putting something in the coffee at the tram, @MiddleClassProblem - it is the only explanation for his sudden irresistibility to the women of Erinsborough and beyond.

Are there no other women in Erinsborough apart from Paul's ex's

So, Leo has achieved that thing that only happens in Neighbours, he's moved to NY without a visa. Apparently there's no red tape for immigrants from Ramsey St.

David calling Aaron Boo Boo drives me crazy.

It’s ok. Donald is on the case. He’s closing the Illegal Ramsey St loophole as I type...

Lolol @AlbertWinestein!

Is Hendrix (?!) Fungus all over again?

@MiddleClassProblem I just claim to be with Gary when really I'm rolling around in the silk sheets with Mark!

before anything could be set in stone she had a miscarriage yup that's always the get outm. If anyone gets too close to an abortion they have a miscarriage

Saw this on facebook 😅

@CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre yes! He's like an Australian chav version of fergus!

Are there no other women in Erinsborough apart from Paul's ex's

Tbf, Paul's been with every woman in the whole world. He even manages to impregnate women before he meets them & then lies convincingly, while alone, about having met her while his brother tries to help her when she's pregnant...

Gary would have to leave the solar system to find a woman who wasn't connected to Paul in some way. I'll start a crowdfunder for his rocket asap...

Mind you Agnu they did rewrite the Kim drama conveniently 😁

Hands up anyone in here that hasn't had a filthy dream about Paul.

All you with hands up have just volunteered for Gary duty

I don't think I've ever had a dirty dream about a celebrity.

I'm confused about the Pierce's children thing. Hendrix said there were 2 of them but chloe never followed this up when confronting Pierce. He explained it as Lisa got pregnant and they ended it. How did child 2 come along?

Ooh that's a good point.

He said they had sex, she got pregnant, she dumped him cos she was older and knew what she wanted and he was only 18.

How old is the sister?

Also he WAS 18 bit he isn't any more. The whole "she said she didn't need me" is such a lame excuse for such a successful and supposedly intelligent man. There's no excuse for him not stepping up and being a proper Dad. I'd be sorely reconsidering it if I was Chloe

Maybe she’s younger by minutes 😂

Why have they made Harlow such an odd girl? Literally so bland and her outfits?! Or is it the actress who is unable to show any emotion. Irritating as she is, at least Roxy has some ‘personality.

I literally came on here to say the same.
She is so so so dull. Everything about her.
3 out of 4 Donovans have been great characters, you can't win them all 😭

The Mark handcuffs thing was dreadful. I read that in Australia the "sex rating" for Neighbours had been raised so they can show more explicit scenes, but over here we watch in the afternoons when young kids are around! Not always easy to explain!

Quite why they couldn't have lifted the table leg to let him out I don't know. He would have still been in the handcuffs but at least he could have been sat in a chair

I think there was a bar along the bottom of the table legs too.

But how predictable was that? It was obvious what would happen the moment roxy started dangling the bloody things!

Also - mark and secrets. He refused to share Piers’ secret, which is fine. It wasn’t his to share. But he gets really pissed off when other people don’t tell him things that aren’t theirs to share! He never respects that! Ever.