Tennis Thread: it's been a Seine-sational first week in Paris! Now who will lift the trophies? The French Open continues...

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Sorry, that was the best I could do!

Hmm this is a turn up

Thiem sounds like a donkey.

OMG.
Set points.

I don't mind him winning a set...

just 1 mind.

Ooh

Game on!

Raahh poor Thiem - I won't be able to stop thinking of that now!

What was that?! The Parisian Henman Hill?! It didn't look very comfy.

Almost glad thiem took a set here....but now Vamos!!

Yes he does deserve it mama. But I can't cheer against Rafa*, even though I like Thiem.

*Only if he was playing Delpo

But even then I wouldn't be against him, I'd just be for Delpo more.

On the Podcast once, Catherine said cheering against Pat Rafter was like cheering against a puppy it's the same with Rafa

I couldn't cheer anyone against Rafa. I love him so much and was sad earlier thinking what it will be like when he retires. Nobody can take his place.

Jeez I definitely need a drink

Jane I try not to think about it.

Me too Jane I’m missing the cocktail menu . I can’t bear to think about Rafa retiring

You probably weren’t hallucinating about JC answering his own question. I just think he’s in the commentary box in his own rambling on to himself.

The commentary on Eurosport has been quite boring - I need more seat discussion.

SADDDDDDLE

I'm not going to miss you tomorrow, Peloton.

No siree.

(Should we go on Baby names and suggest it. Could be unisex? ).

We need more .

Poor Domi.

Suddenly, nothing is going his way.

Rafa is in ruthless mode. He can feel his gnashers on the trophy.

why does he always bite the trophies?

We've had all the seat chat on ITV Fizzy I know more about those seats than my own furniture!

Oh, feck off you stupid bint, and take your bloody bike with you!

kazza I don't know.

He's always done it, but I'm not sure why.

I have sensitive teeth, and anything metallic sets them off, it does make me wince a bit .

I want to know the exact variety of tree the seats come from.

Have they covered that? I bet they have Are they from sustainable forests? It's important. We should know.

It's walnut Raahh. I'm an expert now.

I mean , I bet it's not mfd.

Or, as they say in France, Em Day Efff.

When is Rafa getting married?

Jane

Thank you!

I knew someone would know. I would never have slept .

As it is, I will waking up, screaming 'Sadddle' and waking the dog.