Tennis Thread: it's been a Seine-sational first week in Paris! Now who will lift the trophies? The French Open continues...

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Sorry, that was the best I could do!

At least this is going better than Melbourne!

The ITV commentary - the stuff Courier comes out with. Our fashion correspondent “Lagoon blue” , “jazzy yellow”
Mute button for the Peleton ad. recommended.

Has anyone complained that Rafa is 'too good' yet .

I always mute the ads, I'm turning into my mum.

This has been really good but I think it's going to be one of those tight matches that are also quite one sided, if you know what I mean.

Raahh they should do - I mean, why does he need to be that good?!

Adelie I'm not sure Dulux will be signing him up to name paint colours, any time soon.

It's sad that neither finalist is sporting our favourite bee/floral/skelton combination from NIke though. I've grown quite fond of it. .

I know I couldn’t believe that the score in the first set was 6-3 after all that time and effort.

I’m not sure that I’m missing the bee/skeleton combination

I saw a photo of Mac wearing the flower/bee combo! Not sure if it was a legends match. He didn't suit it anyway (who does?!).

Private It's an odd combination. It looks far better on the women - although they have tended not to mix it quite so much.

I can see how it wouldn't suit Mac.

ha! I know the players wear whatever Nike wants - Khachanov had the worst combo I think.
Thiem making a few more errors.

I know what I want to smash , Peloton.

Why does it have to be on every single ad break?! Arrrghhh!

Well, at least I know Rachel lives in London.

Should I ever want to pay her a visit and borrow her exercise bike.

It worked in Melbourne, the serve.

All those free points they moaned about.

But maybe he felt less need to do it on clay?If it ain't broke, why fix it.

Even his 23 year old knees were a problem .

Raah!
I might borrow it if it made me feel as orgasmic as it clearly does them.

Just turned on now.
I wish I had 33 year old knees

Adelie

Ffs, who gives a flying f* about the seats? It's all a bit AC-esque!

Adelie

If it made me shout 'saddle' at the point of orgasm , dh would wonder wtf.

Jim was waxing lyrical about the seats, then, like AC did about the Queen's ones.

Airline quality.

x post Kazza

Poor AC, he is missing out on not being able to comment on the seats .

Glad to hear Nick Mullins and Petch commentating. Hopefully, that lessens the JC input - or maybe not, if the first few minutes since I switched on are anything to go by

I'm sure JC asked a question and then answered himself yesterday. Or I may just have started hallucinating after listening to him for so long.

Sorry, I'll SMASH her if I have to see this fecking Pelaton ad anymore!

He is the font of all knowledge Jane