Tennis Thread: it's been a Seine-sational first week in Paris! Now who will lift the trophies? The French Open continues...

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Sorry, that was the best I could do!

Jane sometime in the autumn.

I feel like I've done a school project about those seats

That's more like it.

Jane .

We know the dimensions, and that Jim thinks they are really comfortable.

I still think they are a very bland colour.

Rafa's volleys have been great in this match, that one was unbelievable!!!

Walnut and for 21st century bums, apparently. Does that mean bigger

I think Rafa's wedding should be televised like the Royals. AC can commentate so we get all the important details.

How long has Jim actually sat in the seats?! They don't look that comfortable especially if you were sitting there for a long match!

21st century bums ?!

Apparently it means more leg room kazza but fat arses was my first thought.

Perhaps he has his own cushion private

Can someone please turn JC's mike off. Or failing that, just strangle him.

Smother him with his cushion.

One minute walnut, the next chestnut - I’m confused.

Anyway - vamos!

Seeing that shot of the trophy reminds me that the women's trophy has Sue Barker listed as an Australian on it! Apparently, they've also spelt Mimi Jausevic's name wrong aswell (just like I have!)

Oh dear, this could now be over very quickly.

I think they look too light to be chestnut or walnut - hmm. I think I’ve got a 21st century bum

Do we think Rafa’s wedding will be in hello or hola? The engagement pictures were - I saw them at the hairdressers . I would love the wedding to be televised with commentary by AC - imagine the inane detail - it would be ace

kazza I saw a photo of the women's trophy saying Sue was Australian as well! Surely someone would have pointed it out at the time?!

I think JC should definitely have his own cushion. Monogrammed, and with tassles.

AC could comment on the softness of the pews at the wedding

AC could be buried in the churchyard

kazza

That’s mean kazza

Feel a bit sorry for Dominic - he’s playing well but doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere - Rafa’s just too good

Slabs?! What is he on about now?
This is tennis, not a home improvement show.

I’d take a day off work to watch his wedding.... Sadly, he does like his privacy, bless him.

At this point, Dom might be wishing is was raining.

He has run out of steam a little, but he might just pull back this game.