EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

Pedant alert: Collins Dictionary defines the words thus:
SLAPPER in British (ˈslæpə ) noun
British derogatory, slang a promiscuous woman
TROLLOP in British (ˈtrɒləp ) noun derogatory 1.
a promiscuous woman 2. an untidy woman; slattern
So, mean much the same thing.

Slapper derives from the word to 'slap' on the make up ie a theatrical, vulgar women.

and?

Ladies, let's just agree that they are both just as bad as each other! We all used to get on . let's not fall out over this silly plot.

Don't worry 80s ... it's just a bit of verbal pingpong.

So what's Kaff going to do with her £100K?

Dogs, I know. I don't want us to fall out over Sharon! We are a nice bunch on here.

I think Kaff is going to buy the Albert (not that £100k would cover it), turn it in to a gay bar and let Ben run it (with Grey his secret boyfriend)

Maybe she might buy Ian a return ticket from New Zealand - he has been there so long he obviously can't afford to get home

Didn't Ben give her the necklace, knowing it was real? Can't remember but I think he nicked it from somewhere. He won't be pleased she has sold it.

He nicked it during the big van heist. Considering it;s worth so much you would have thought someone would come looking for it & Kaff might question where her son had got it from

Can anyone tell me where Hayley is. Is she still in hospital or did she do a runner? I can't remember and no one seems to talk about her anymore.

I think she checked out of hospital and left. Nobody seems that bothered even though she left her baby behind!

Babies kind of come and go in EE! In a cupboard or two for months on end or wheeled out for pointless stories now and again.

It is Rays sister i want to call her Kiora necklace it was a part of Aidens stash that Ben stole.. Hayley has vanished you think she would want to see her baby

I last saw cherrry in the caff with Kat a week or so ago.
She then went off with Kush and cherry was forgotten!
There are 7 slater / fowler kids. None of which seem to need much looking after.

I did wonder what she was looking at, not sure running another bar so close is a good idea. I’d much rather posh coffee shop and be home by 7pm!

Is Kathy thinking of opening a bar? Why would she when they have Beales, the vic, the Albert (?) and the club Mel runs and the cafe all in one tiny square! ( although the Albert might be shut now?)
Maybe it will be part of the new set?

80's my immediate thought to dogs hypothetical AIBU is that people would call troll!

How old is she now must be pushing 70 soon. £100k do nicely for retirement fund. Why would she want be on feet all day and no fun?
That’s annoying thing about EE cleaners have no less disposal income than people who own business and no different lifestyle. Just why would you?

We don’t know she’s going to buy a bar with the money - I just made it up as a what might happen!
She might fake her own death again to free herself of her troublesome offspring

I think I missed Kaff selling the necklace, was that the same episode as Sharon and Ken getting it on at the end of the episode?

Good call on Ben and Grey!! I can actually imagine them as a couple

The last thing the square needs is more bars! She would be better off buying a flat 'buy to let. '

80s with £100k she’d be lucky to buy a cupboard in E London!

Hmm, there is that element Nancy, She would need a mortgage and she's not young anymore! How much was the necklace worth?