EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

Well we may end up with two babies same dad after all.

Oh here we go! It will be two for the price of one in walford maternity ward come January.

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Bog off babies

They'll need a sale at a furniture store soon to buy an extra kiddidrobe.

Karen really is such a lovely woman.

Love the Ben-Gray love affair angle!

Raine is the only person I've ever known to call Max's bluff so often. Will he never learn?

Jack has a daughter a Penny in France.

I was thinking Watford primary must be the worst school in London in order for them to always have places! I suppose the parents went there themselves so they wouldn’t think it was bad yet it turned out Bex, Libby and Johnny (the boy who could condense two years of law I to a part time summer course while studying in a pub).

Grey was quick to turn down Mel and seems to like snugging his wife so mixed messages and Chantal always says she is a happily married woman and chose the opposite to Mitch.

Shazza really is an old trollop! Are they about to get caught?

Snogging!!!!

What has to be wrong with a person for them to want to shag their step daughters boyfriend hours after you helped your step daughter have a termination to wipe him from her life?

And ken! I know he’s distraught but come on!! 20 minutes ago he loved louise!

Ken just wants anyone that will have him, Shazza’s behaviour certainly makes you think about why she was so keen to help Louise have a termination

I had to go out so missed Sharon and Ken up to no good again , eh? What is he like!
The Dinah story is bleak.

Maybe I'm getting old/prudish but there's something grim about all the promiscuous sex and unplanned pregnancies going on in EE. Really, Ken shagging Shaza, again? That's just grim and disgusting. She is a gross old slapper. Sorry I know that's old fashioned of me but I don't care.
Everyone in the Square has shagged/had kids with everyone else. All their genes must be shared, as is their brain cell.

She is a gross old slapper.

Why only single her out for abuse?

Actually, that phrase isn't "old fashioned" it's just foul.

Lousie seemed change her mind after finding out that Phil wanted Lexie so guess she can get him back by taking child away.

If Phil catches Sharon he could well throw her out and keep Denny. I just kept thinking oh it looks bit cold in garage for that.

I rewound to check that reflection in the car bonnet. Thought maybe it would show someone watching. Couldn’t see anything. Not sure why they showed that angle.

Keanu is just as bad as she is! They are both sleeping around and none of it is good.
Maybe EE shd do an STI story.

Ken is very fickle with who he is currently in love/lust with.

She is a gross old slapper.

“Gross”= matter of opinion. Not sure in what way she is gross? She looks as if she showers.

“Old”= hardly. She’s 49. That’s not old. Dot cotton is old.

“Slapper”= I assume by this you mean she sleeps around? She has been with Phil for years and only had sex with Keanu other than that. That’s it. According to your description that makes Keanu a slapper too. And anyone else who has had sex with two people. Her moral compass is fucked, for sure, as is Keanu’s, as is Phil’s, Ben’s, Max’s, and numerous other characters in the square. Let’s have your misogynistic review of them too?

I agree that we're quick to call a woman a ' slapper' but men get a free pass to do as they wish. Nothing much changes eh?
Always been the same.

Soaps are dreadful for showing normal couples that are together and happy.
I suppose 'normal ' is seen as boring.

Judging by last night Karen and Mitch seem to be the only happy couple.

Wonder what will happen when Kat goes on her date with Marc, with a c. Will Kush see red and whisk her away in his manly arms. Sorry, getting carried away with myself. Also bored of brooding Keanu. We need some laughs.

Do you think the actor who plays Keanu gets depressed IRL because he spends so much time crying on the show? it must be exhausting to keep making yourself cry like that.

Poor Marc with a C didn’t really have much choice about his date with Kat did he? Stacey railroaded him into it.

Some people are such pofaced hypocrites. There's been a lot of drooling about Ken in his pants and comments about the attractiveness or otherwise of various men in EE. Similar comments about young women by (probably) older men would elicit howls of outrage.
Sharon shagged two men within a few minutes of each other, Phil on top, Ken under bed. People on here were pretty judgemental about that if I remember. Comments about not showering between shags.
Ken is a slapper too, as is Jack, Phil etc.

To be fair, I would have had similar things to say about a man shagging a second woman whilst the first was under the bed! That scenario was pretty yucky.

Marc with a C seems too nice for Kat.
Mitch and Karen seem ok although his been dodgy in the past and a bit of a player!
( mind you, they all are!)