EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

I doubt the hair salon will get any return business. Chantan? was in the middle of washing somebody's hair when she had a chat and then snogged her husband. She then had a quick chat with Kim. Then her father came in for a quick word. ALL the time, a customer was sitting waiting for her at the sink. I'd have been one fed up customer!

I was thinking that Slipper poor lady stuck with her head back in the sink!
Amy and Mel talking about periods was great but Mel is plotting Jack's downfall which is going to affect Amy
Sharon wears no make-up but false eyelashes in bed?! Are they permanent ones then?

I've just googled semi permanent eyelashes, I am behind the times

Slipper , I noticed that too with the lady and her hair in the sink.
I would have been puzzled too! Chantelle was gone for ages. Not good customer service. Kim's 'massages' are also rubbish!

I actually think Sharon was attacked by two fluffy mutant caterpillars in the night and she didn't notice.

I enjoyed last nights episode, I particularly liked seeing an older and wiser side to Lola.

Karen is such a good mum, she is there for her kids so I would love to know the back story with Chantelle. I sniggered when Karen said to Ken "and you haven't seen the grandmother 's..."

How has the salon got any customers? Chantelle abandons her client with their head tipped back in that uncomfortable sink and Kim is busy slapping customers that Chantelle had kept eating.

Sharons eyelashes we’re mesmerising last night when she was telling louise about her own termination. They were really thick! Like she has 4 sets on each eye!

Btw she said the doctors told her she might be infertile after her termination. She might have also pointed out that it turned out she wasn’t as she’d had Denny!

I'm
Still bothered by Pearl and Mika and how Kim can train up and do bad manicures whilst mum to those two. They must be raking it in in order to send both to nursery as fees are expensive.

It wasnt a bad episode although I'm not sure how Louise thinks she can bring up a child on her own without any real help or money just because Lola did.

I'm worried about Mike (or is it Micha? mica?) We saw a lot of Giant Baby Pearl in her early days and he hasn't been seen for ages.

Mike? 🙄 Thanks autocorrect. Mika.

Is keanu ginger. Beard looks it

Maybe Lou and keanu will sort it out. She’s only 5w preg. Or she may have a Mc now she wants baby

Yes shaz eyes were wow

Agree about Chantelle’s hubby appearing and kissing her and ignoring customer

Plus does he ever work

Must do to afford Kim’s house

I was another one distracted by Sharon’s HUGE eyelashes.

There’ll be something dodgy about Chantelle’s husband. He’s too nice. No-one is just nice on EE.

Yes, only have bust up with mum so she need her. He seems have lots of money for not much work!

You would think given fact Phil is now broke (did he remortgage house again) they would be trying get Louise into education and a decent job.

Phil has a bit of an allergy to ' going to college and getting a job' kind of life for his offspring! Probably the sort of person to say its a ' waste of time going to school, didnt do me any harm not going' type bloke! however, despite not being the perfect role model himself, he will still huff and puff about louise's baby ( if he finds out etc) and try to throttle Ken or something over the top like that!

Grey is too nice - she mentioned to Kim that ' all wasnt what it seemed' so maybe there is a dark secret yet to be told.
She looks much more of a subservient sort compared to her mum.

There is something about how Gray always gives her money, bought the house without asking her, that is odd.

Grey is a 🚩

AND as usual Lexi had no problem enrolling in the Watford primary. Always space available!

The other thing that niggled me about last night episode was bailey checking Dinah's temperature with a thermometer and the doctor diagnosed a temperature with the back of his hand.

Didn't Vincent buy the house as a surprise for Kim? And I have a vague memory that Max bought it without telling Tanya... What is it about that house that makes men think their wives want to move without warning?!

Kim sold her half of the b&b to move into the house with Vincent so she must have been involved when they bought it. Is it the house that Max & Tanya lived in?
Ben was texting a secret love interest the other day - Grey is top of my suspect list for that one

Walford primary must be the most unpopular school in London, they’ve always got a spate place ready for any kid of any age ( for those that don’t live in London & know about the madness of school places here - in real life the child would be travelling across London to get to school everyday because every school has a waiting list as long as your arm)

I’ve really liked how they e done the Bailey/mum storyline but this bit with the guy with MS is scripted like a public information broadcast

Am I right in thinking Jack has a daughter that lives in France as well as Amy and Ricky? Is Ricky his child? Who is Ricky’s mother? Sam Mitchell?

Yes, Penny lives in France & Ricky bings to Sam Mitchell & Jack