EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

It's been a very long long time that anyone has looked at me like Kush did with Kat!
( I'm a sad old bint)
It's a strange ' collaboration ' though!

So, stories they've forgotten are:

The druggie stealing Max's money
Rainie's illness
The £50k
Alfie (hurrah!)
Stuart lying about being shot

Soup, why did Stuart lie about being shot?
Who did he tell this to?
The Rainie / Stuart ripping off Dot for her millions also been put on the back burner.
Unless she gets desperate for money now.

I've remembered another lost storyline although it's going back a few years.

Remember when Whitney was going out with whatshisname Mick and Linda's son?

I think it was after the grandad died, they found a load of cash stashed in the back of his old armchair. They took it and hid it but nothing ever happened about it after that.

Another lost storyline - was Ray an undercover cop or just a con man? Jack didn’t know of him. Was there a connection between Ray and the dodgy police man who took Vincent for a ride? What I would love would be for Punk Marys daughter to come back and uncover it all, AC12 style!

Oh yeah Raine was having stomach pain and funny turns wonder if they forgot

Stuart lied about Mick shooting him. It was just dropped with no come back.

Another loose end : Dylan

Dylan was pushed off a viaduct by Stuart.
Nobody cared. Nobody has looked for him! Stu is around , not working but managing to live rent free with Sonia and Bex. A cold hearted killer that we all have a soft spot for! ( only on EE eh?)
Robbie went off at Christmas and didn't return. (That isn't a big problem though! ) again, not mentioned.

It's true that stories are started then just dropped.

Stuart framed Dylan about the mick shooting. Mick got out of prison thanks to L's bun microphone and his confession but Stuart didn't go to jail for lying or perverting the course of justice. It was sort of airbrushed over!

Same as Whitney and highway wanting a baby. Now there's this confusing story about car lots and land registry etc.

Whitney lived with Lee for a while in the place where untidy Ruby now lives.
Lee had a breakdown and run off to Kent.
The money I do remember then finding but I can't remember what they did with it ( when Stan died)

We never found out if Dylan was pushed off or not. It was pretty much ignored bar the occasional "I can't find Dylan" from Tina I think.

Soup, I would say that Dylan was pushed!
Stu has a very dark side. ( issues) 😂

I don't know of course. He may well show up one day! Then we will all go ' ahh, he didn't die after all he was just spooked'
Hard to tell with Stuart.

Oh, think he was pushed too but it was just forgotten about. What was he pushed into that means his body wasn't found downstream? Was it a tidal hole straight to the centre of the earth?

Sorry been awol

Yes they slid in baby Archie well. Wonder what they cut out to add that in

I missed Linda wanting Another baby

Seems so weird how hey changed ben character. No way he would hurt jay

And yes max gave in easily to b and j

Can’t believe lush and Kat

A body may well have been found, but the police probably didn't give it a lot of attention as Dylan was a lowlife criminal and it would have taken up too much paperwork.

Maybe the writers are taking us on a circuitous route towards cosmic justice in Albert Square.

So.... nu Ben will try to stitch up Jay, but Jay will ditch nasty Ruby for ‘looks like a slapper but heart’s in the right place’ Lola, thus becoming ‘step dad’ to Lexi which would be a fitting outcome for nu Ben.

Lou will have an abortion, Keanu ( ‘I saw a baby in the caff and now I want one’) will be heart broken. Sharon will offer succour (ugh!) and get herself up-duffed. What better revenge than for Phil to see his almost 50 yr old wife having a baby with someone else on the Square; it perfectly mirrors him getting Denise ‘I needed the food bank last week but now I’m downing Prosecco in the Vic on a daily basis’ Fox knocked up.

6 by 4 Karen is turning out to be such a good egg looking after Dinah that Mitch will realise the error of his ways, get back with her and be the model husband, Mrs Hench-ing the flat every morning before doing an honest day’s work.

Mad glint-in-her-eyes Rainie will dob Stu in to the vigilante group he hung out with and they’ll beat the shit out of him

Grandmaster Bernie finds love with Brooke, leaving Tiff with Denny for company.

What I think will happen wrt nubin/jay

Lola realises what Bin is doing to jay and tells jay because she still loves him. Jay doesn’t believe her initially and stupidly tells him what lola said. Bin hurts or tries to hurt lola some how but jay appears at the crucial moment and hears/sees enough to know she is telling the truth. Somehow he manages to intervene but without letting on that he heard anything. He makes sure is okay and tells her he believes her. The two of them concoct a plan to set bin up to be discovered by Phil (because the bring “Phil down plan” is still in play) and the whole thing comes crashing down around his ears and he gets banished from walford forever

Btw who is baby Archie and also where is hayley? Is she still in hospital or did she just taken off?

Baby acrhie is Harry and Meghan's son

Ilove, Archie is the newborn son of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Born on Monday.
( i am pleased they didn't chose the name Alfie! )
Good story lines on here!
Much better than what will probably happen as the writers are daft on this show.

I do predict a ' run to the clinic' moment for Keanu , but Sharon will talk him out of intervening as she won't want a baby ken running about to remind her of 'lost loves. '
Plus Lou is really not mummy material at her age and maturity and I am being a bit judgmental! Lol ( neither is he though)
Still, they go in a cupboard fairly quickly so maybe it won't matter.

oops!! I was sitting scratching my head trying to remember who in EE had a baby!

I did know M&H had had a baby, I just totally didn’t connect the two!

The royals seem to have as many children as they do on Eastenders! They have nannies rather than cupboards.

I needed a food bank now I'm on the Prosecco! So true, Dee has gone 'rags to riches.'

Rays other wives have vanished now too - they were looking for their share in his money but I don't know who's going to get that now - Mel still seems to be scraping around for cash.

The police seemed to conclude Alfie was dead but there's been no mention of a funeral - surely the police would find that a bit suspect?

No mention of Kats black cab licence stuff for ages either

Denise lost her job at the council too didn’t she? (Maybe they noticed she was hardly ever there) How does she fund her Prosecco habit?