EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

Dee has the salon now , so I assume she can still afford the wine out of the profit from that! Although nothing more has been mentioned about Kim and her reflexology courses or the salon in general.

Oh, Kat is too busy getting chatted up by Kush to worry about the knowledge anymore! Another back burner story going nowhere. ( literally)

Rays wives too, all forgotten.

We're all getting annoyed now by all these non stories aren't we? 😂
Well I am! Lol

Alfie may reappear soon (I think the west end stage run is due to end) No doubt he’ll catch Kat doing the deed with Kush, but hey ho, he took her back after she’d been banging sweaty Derek Branning for months on end so he’ll probably congratulate her on better taste this time

Kat also had it away with a polish guy didn't she ( in Spain) ?
At least Kush is easy on the eye. Derek wasn't! He was just horrible.

Oh god please don’t let Alfie come back, I wish he had really died at Xmas (remember that glimmer of hope we felt as he tumbled down the stairs?)

Nancy, we all cheered when Alf fell down those stairs. It soon turned to boos!
He survived it all.

deeply controlling with Jay over his assets and blows hot and cold with him) whereas Lola looks like a slapper but is the better person. It would also mean Jay takes over the role of ‘step dad’ to Lexi which would really hit Ben where it hurts

Its strange how we all interpret things so differently. I saw Ruby trying to protect Jay by getting him advice because the money had to last him a long time. All she wanted was for him to listen and then make up his own mind about what to do. Thats sensible surely.

I don't see Lola as the better person at all. She agreed to Ben's original plan for money. She went after Jay even though she was engaged to someone else. She is sneaky on Billy's behalf. I think she is awful.
Ben wouldn't be hurt if Jay became a stepdad to Lexi. He doesn't care one bit about Lexi. He is using the guise of being a family man to appeal to Phil who thinks 'fammmily is everything'. When he 'borrowed' Lexi for the meeting in the caff with Jay, he promised to buy her breakfast. When Jay walked off, Ben rang Lola to come and pick up Lexi. When reminded he had promised to buy the little girl breakfast he didn't care a jot. He had no further use for her and ordered sneaky Lola to pick her up.

Something that is bugging me is most of the characters don't have cars until they need them of course then they are parked outside their doors. But when did they all do driving lessons and tests?

Sharon's affair with Keanu has to come out at some point. I wonder if he will have a breakdown after the termination and tell everything to Phil?

We're all getting annoyed now by all these non stories aren't we? 😂
Well I am! Lol

Me too!

Ah yes the80s there was the Russian Kat shagged in Spain while the toddlers were downstairs getting major burns from the kettle.

So to be fair, the biggest shock to Alfie would be if he found Kat stone cold sober and in charge of her own kids. If she’s necked a couple of bottles and is riding Kush while her kids are home alone making dinner across the Square it’s business as usual.

SlipperOrchid I agree with you. Ruby was tricked in to giving Lola a job (who wants to employ their boyfriends ex?) Lola flooded her flat, lied to Jay about why she’s here and about having a boyfriend (after she had already dumped him for his mate when she went to Newcastle)
Ruby is right to be worried about Ben’s intentions for Jay & his money.

He was Russian not polish! Your right. Getting my nationalities mixed up there. ( old age)

Yes, if Alfie comes back to Kat as Mary poppins and the house spotless he would more surprised / shocked than finding her in bed with lush! It's true.
Slipper, I like your take on the Jay/ ruby/ Lola / Ben stories! Let's hope it resolved itself and Jay isn't the fall guy.

Hayley left Baby Cherry with them as she couldn't cope with it all. Can't say I blame her.

Poor Hayley. I liked her. I don’t suppose she’s off living a stable life. She’ll have plummeted won’t she? Back with her mum maybe.

I bet Sharon's old affair is revealed at Christmas.
Over the turkey and crackers.
Christmas isn't Christmas without a big bust up..

Maybe Ray's forgotten wives will show up too : Mel's Christmas / new year ruined too.
They are saving up these stories aren't they?

Well they do like to have a few babies at once so possible Linda could be (if she still can after cancer, have they forgot?) then GD could have one from the dentist, Kat have sleep with Kush day before Alfie comes back for another who’s the daddy. Then possible surprise baby for Raine !

If Louise does have it she be around 8m at Xmas so perfect for prem baby born in locked cupboard story line.

Max could join Jack in his I earn loads bucks but never really do anything jobs. Hope he didn’t kick Raine out, now he dosnt need her to Be running Car lot she’s dispenseable.

Akire, I'm exhausted with the thought of all these new babies on top of the slater ones, Jack's brood, Abi and now ( possibly) another Mitchell ( I bet she doesn't have an abortion)
Whitney was talking babies months ago and linda fancies another one.. what are they all on? How can they afford all these children?

In my cosmic justice scenario, Honey will realise the dentist’s a wrong’un and get back with Billy.

Ruby ... well obviously Jay was daft to jump at Ben’s offer but I don’t think Ruby was acting in his interests.... you could see the £ signs in her eyes when he told her he owned the land. She’s a chip off the old block, a wrongun like her dad. Don’t forget how nasty she was to Lola, talking to her like dirt, and also she sexually assaulted a former employee and pretty much shrugged it off. I predict the Ben and jay thing will run for months and it’ll look like jays getting screwed but ultimately things will come good for him

Wonder if Xmas 2019 will be the downfall of Phil (a reveal about Sharon and Ken could be part of that) and of course there’ll be a 2 months premature baby (but the size of a 3 month old) born on the floor of the Vic toilets/ minute mart/McKlunky’s delivered successfully by the most unlikely character (halfwit?) while Sonia is physically restrained by the rest of the cast from whipping out her nurses bag and performing a Caesarian.

Gato! Ha ha! Yep, these babies are rarely born in hospital are they? It's always a drug dealers den or the chicken shop or a bathroom floor and the ambulance is held up ' because of the traffic'.
It's soap law.

I bet one of the opening shots on Monday is Ken running up to the clinic where Sharon and Lou are sat waiting for her appointment. How he knows where they are going is vague.
Cue lots of chat , followed by a bit of shouting outside and Sharon's lip gloss and eye lash extensions going into overdrive. Maybe the arrival of a worried looking nurse hovering about.
Ken will produce the white teddy from his tight jacket pocket ; Lou will cave in to a lifetime of nappies and kipping at Karen's!

I don’t think Ruby is after Jays money, she’s supposed to be loaded

Pretty sure she’s a crook though, like her dad. Her money is certainly ill gotten gains anyway and I’m sure as soon as jay mentioned owning land on the Square she’d be thinking in terms of her own empire like her dad’s. The whole ‘I know a good financial advisor, he’ll be round to see you at the funeral parlour later’ made me assume it would be some old crony who’d be looking after her interests rather than jays

They have nannies rather than cupboards 😂😂 only in this thread does a sentence like like seem normal and make sense