Jaysus. The graveside thing was excruciating. I mean I’m sorry and everything and I’m sure she meant it but it was odd as fuck filming it. Soz.
Lystra was a bit lacklystra for me. She is, what they say up here, a big heid and a blaw. And stop shoehorning your bairn in. Beautiful and sensible as she is, she has no worth in the programme unless she has a scold’s bridle in her bag.
I should have known I wouldn’t be enthralled by her when the grim twins are her bezzy mates. And anyone who keeps describing themselves as a queen needs their arse hoofing. No danger of missing that one though.
The belly is the same as mine (in me dreams). Twice the shame is mine.
Nicole was wrong that Rach is a part time drama queen. Full time with an abundance of overtime I’d say. checking Nicole was ok my arse. Then saying tell us all the goss but saying that Nicole is like the cid? Sake.
And as for saying she’s found her voice and confidence all of a sudden. Fuck me sideways Mrs Pot... And stop digging out the kettle.
The grim twins look almost identical now and strangely almost like rach’s ex. Given her penchant for lizards, I’m surprised that they haven’t been jumped. What with the new found confidence and all.
Everyone was big upping Lystra but I suppose they had to what with manhand’s holiday and all. Are peekaboo nips in fashion?
Hanna’s point was valid. But then for the Grimmers to pile in? Calling her a silly bitch for getting out of the arena?
If them two Grimmers had been in the arena back in the day, the lions would have turned up their noses. Far too feckin chewy.