Real housewives of cheshire

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Anyone watching?
Esters looking better, but why is she living at dawns? Is she broke?
Tanya is a pain, I do think she is quite jealous,and needs a lot of attention, me me me!
Rachel, don't tell me she has a problem with hubby???

Nicole was very irritating in yesterday's episode, I think The girls discussing her were spot on...1-1 she is relatively normal but in a group seems to act autistic and not understand the social language

Dawn hasnt changed! Bitchy to Hanna as per!

Oh, is Hanna pregnant?

FFS I can’t carry on watching if it’s this incessant.

I am getting very fed up with old Rach. You are the company you keep and we all know her main chum. I think she was a nippy cahnt to Nicole and Nicole only responded in kind. You don’t poke the bear when they are having an off day yet Rach went in there with a stick.

I liked her when she was with the lizard. Now? Not so much.

And Ester making it all about her ‘but you didn’t ring meeeeeeeee’ when Nicole challenged her about the non attendance? You behaved like an arsehole. Own it. You were rude. You should have called. In fact you should have gone.

Away back to Gib. And stay there.

I think that guy who worked/works for Dawn is describing himself as Ester’s stylist. Perhaps Dawn has made him redundant from Skulpt

Or made him from the leftovers from Skulpt.

I still love Tan. She’ll do well keeping away from manhands. So will Hanna if she has sense.

Next week looks a treat. Manhand’s little henchpeople seem to be having a pop.

Is that you there, Nicole?!

No Rachel.

I am Cheshire’s worst nightmare. After manhands

😂

Which one is manhands?

My God! If that guy who worked for Dawn is now Ester's stylist he needs sacking and pronto. That pink crop top and denim mini skirt combo she had on in the first episode was hideous.

I only watched the second half of the last episode but thought Dawn (manhands) is looking really old - she is not a great advertisement for her clinic - although I think she gets covid19 in the next ep so maybe that explains some of it.

Hannah never stops talking about Dawn and being pregnant. She is so boring and so desperate for media exposure.

I couldn't work out what Rachel and the new one from Essex were getting into a fight about. It's becoming more like Towie!

Cheshire is the most boring franchise.

Nicole is "I'm size 10, honest guv. I've had to get my tits out all my working life to show the tossers I'm serious - honest guv".

Rachel is "This is my time; I've got hundreds of men after me, all as gorgeous as Matt from last season".

Tanya: "flipping 'eck! I've just tripped on my tit and got heel stuck in gutter at same time! Could only happen to me! E by gum!" accompanied by toothy, muppet style smile.

Dawn is "T'were me hormones last season - I'm not a bankrupt, evil cow. I'm lovely, me" said whilst rolling up her sleeves ready for next incoherent, inarticulate attack accompanied by pointy jabbing fingers and flanked by her pet, screeching (ostracised by their Community for pandering to people who think Gay people are as portrayed in "Carry on" films) Gays and pouting, talentless, 'influencer' daughters plus henpeckecked husband (shirt off, obviously).

Hannah, monotonous dirge voiced "I'm first woman to be pregnant by a shiny faced man with weird hair and can't move his eyebrows!"

Ester "you think I'm shit because I was a pole dancer?". No everyone thinks you're shit because you're as boring as hell and have no story so fuck off from Welsh hovel Cheshire back to Gibraltar before elderly boyfriend finds a younger, false titted model who can wrap her legs around her ears.

Agreed it is dull.

Personally I think Nicole has succeeded despite her frontage. I think she would have the ability to rip you a new hole with her tongue because you don’t get to be successful by just flashing your mamms in her line of work.

I’m glad she’s a size 10. That makes me a nifty size 16. I’ll not argue her sizing as I am content with the number of holes I have.

Ex mrs lizard has escaped the vivarium and is living it large. Too large. She thinks she is fair airchie but she married someone who made himself look boiled so she isn’t really. I don’t know if she is trying for more air time but when previously nice people go on the turn it just makes them look like a cahnt.

I can’t help but love Tan. If I was having to choose a friend from that lot, she is the one I would choose. And I could exercise my bingos pulling her back up off the floor twice a day.

I can’t help but warm to Hanna. There are plenty who think they are the bestest mumma ever. So what? I will judge her for that painting though. That was a crime against paint. And eyes.

I will be using the oestrogen excuse from now on.

Although I think Ester could actually do with some as well.

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque - were we separated at birth?!

[Ripping out hair follicles to send to aforementioned PP so can compare DNA whilst contemplating confronting father and giving him evils]

Quite possibly darling x

I won’t be ripping out my hair though as I don’t have lustrous locks. Unless leg hairs would suffice?

I would bet we share fingerprints. We can compare our great big manhands

Sending jazz hand fingerprints through wonder of t'interweb however, not much hope will be successfully delivered because Oestrogen levels are even lower than Dawn's.

Och I’m running on empty queen.

I reckon my inner core of cow has been grazing on my oestrogen.

And has been shitting millions of fat cells.

They might want to blame it all on the menopause but I reckon I know better.

🐮

Dawn reckoned she was at zero level - perhaps that explains the ever growing man hands?

I wonder what level we're at Oestrogen wise?

ponders above, whilst stroking luxuriant beard

My three hair beard is a starring player in my chinny reckon. With four more hairs currently hiding, ready to unfurl at an inopportune moment.

But I think you may be mistaken about the manhands hypothesis.

I have teenytiny hands.

I reckon you just go hairy.

Lauren dressed like a cheap tart all in black , including thigh boots , at her fathers grave, with the solemn violin music in the background, whilst talking out loud to him, wtaf?, really low and desperate for air time

www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8881161/amp/Real-Housewives-Cheshire-star-Dawn-Ward-appears-court.html

Dawn has been charged with racially aggregated assault of two men and possession of cocaine. The incident happened last Oct in Euston Station.

At work so will check this out. sounds like all it needed was a slut drop at the altar?

Manhands can’t blame her latest predicament on no hormones given that she was feeling like a brand new bighanded woman after her top up eh?

Does ‘I’m sorry your honour, I am but a mere gobshite’ work?

Will the ‘influencers’ be coming up with court appearance outfits? Make up for the inevitable pappage? Community service soup kitchen chic?

Anyhoo. I don’t mean to make light. That’s a shocker.

And the marching poudre as well?

Jaysus.

Tan must be laughing her tits off

Weird that she was unable to make first Court appearance due to contracting Coronvirus - what an unfortunate coincidence!

Next Court appearance was via video link but strangely enough, she had issues with her connection; she probably jabbed all the leads out whilst doing her usual inarticulate, nonsensical yelling accompanied by pointy fingers and invasion of space

Dawn is becoming quite a regular in the courts 😒
What happened in the end with regards to the money ‘owed’ to the Wards by the Browns? Was that ever sorted out?

@Screamnastic

www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8881161/amp/Real-Housewives-Cheshire-star-Dawn-Ward-appears-court.html

Dawn has been charged with racially aggregated assault of two men and possession of cocaine. The incident happened last Oct in Euston Station.

aah that makes sense as to why she was so open about her lack of oestrogen? Estrogen? Whatever she's lacking manners/class/honesty in caring for her in laws aside, she is building up her court case as to why she acted like she did

Innit tho?