Real housewives of cheshire

[Susiesoap7]

Anyone watching?
Esters looking better, but why is she living at dawns? Is she broke?
Tanya is a pain, I do think she is quite jealous,and needs a lot of attention, me me me!
Rachel, don't tell me she has a problem with hubby???

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

That’s on a record for the weekend so I’ll be able to pop in me tuppence soon.

Ivy Tyilsley?? Does she have an ‘our brian’?

Intrigued!!!

I’m so glad that you think Nicole held her temper too. In my opinion, she told the truth. The ‘ladies’ didn’t like it.

Lacklystra only came back because she heard the others sticking it into Nicole.

The vapid echo chamber that is Twitter says that Lystra was the one being bullied at the table. By Nicole.

I saw something totally different. A pack of bullies. Going at Nicole.

We can’t both be right but I know I am.

[Iamthewombat]

Nicole came out of the dreadful dinner party rather well, I thought. LL was like a fishwife.

Continuing the Corrie theme, incidentally I am in full agreement re Ena Sharples, just checking that nobody has already started a Real Housewives of Jersey thread (can’t see one) or is considering starting one. Reason: as soon as I saw Hedi I was reminded of IVY TILSLEY.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Having a massive festive telly catch up and have just got round to watching.

All I’ve got to say is that I’m not surprised Nicole is chippy given the two faced pack she is running with.

If Lacklystra keeps rolling her eyes that hard her arse will fall off. I’ve gone right off Hanna and can’t believe Tan is so far up LL’s arse as well. There seems to be plenty of room up there for everyone. It’ll roll away to Wales sharpish like that Cinderella carriage the Pricey had at her wedding.

But LL showed her true colours. She isn’t classy. And I wish she would bugger off back to London or Kent or wherever it was she was. Nicole was right - she was vile. All that effing and jeffing. Mink.

Nicole - none of these women (and I ain’t gonna say ladies because they are not behaving like it) are your friends. They are horrors.

They went there to dig you right out and they did and then expected you to accept the whacking great panggggg with the shovel...

Nicole didn’t stand a chance so I don’t blame her for biting.

Real mean girls of Cheshire.

Nicole would be better off in the snug with Ena.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Aye!!!!

I can hardly imagine how pursed her lips would have got about lacklystra’s glittering orbs.

There would have been words

[Maireas]

true!!
Also she would have had words with Nicole about undergarments and catching her death.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

She’d have had the hoodies chopped up for dusters sharpish too

[Maireas]

Indeed. Women like that were the backbone of society. No moaning, no self pity, just feeding the families, keeping everything clean and meeting up for a milk stout in the Snug.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Bloody miss Ena.

I think the world was a better place when there were folk like her in it.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Can’t polish a turd though

She has done a grand job of shining shit up on her hoodie though

[Maireas]

Dawn Ward's merchandise.
Who indeed wouldn't want to own a flammable looking outfit with those charming words on?
I'm reminded of the wisdom of Ena Sharples when confronted with the antics of Bet Lynch "Displayed in leopardskin, and with roots as black as her soul"

[JustAGirlFromHoe]

Feels like they are only showing Dawn in a good light due to this being her last series and therefore they have to keep her away from the other women so that her inner bitch doesn’t escape.

She’s never out of the papers these days, what with dining out with Nicole, being named in the Wagatha Christie saga and then her upcoming court case the the alleged drug taking and racists comments. Can’t polish a turd though.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Doesn’t appear to be tagged and caged...

Seems to have been out to play with Nicole according to the daily wail.

But the website though. Hoodies and onesies.

I wouldn’t own what they want to me to own. I’d be denying all knowledge of it - not owning it.

I’m not sure I need a glittery turd on my person. Even if it is christmas

[BloggersBlog]

Is Dwn under house arrest or something?! Every time there is something the rest are doing - she says she cant make it and we see her in her house, stables (are they hers?) and grounds

[Maireas]

Dawn seems to be introducing the younger daughters into the show now.
I'm not sure what went wrong at Hanna's toothpaste party, but I do feel sorry for Nicole and the failed ivf. Unproductive bonks are not the same as hormone injections, egg collection and transfer.

[AurorayRuben]

They should be put down, both of them!

[Iamthewombat]

I heard the end of the Steve Wright show on Radio 2 the other day (by accident: I was in a taxi. Do not wish to be mistaken for a Steve Wright fan) and he did some kind of funny voice or played a recording of a funny voice. It sounded EXACTLY like Royston.

I wonder whether the Ward daughters find their recently-added godparents, Nick and Royston, creepy? I would. They are as creepy as fuck.

[BloggersBlog]

I think more that they treat her with contempt from what I saw,. Not Ash, she has him by the wotsits, but her older daughters

[AurorayRuben]

And the way Dawn treated spoke to that daughter.
I would say they are all terrified of her including 'plactic faced' Ashley.

[BloggersBlog]

Even Dawn's daughter doesn't like her designs, not much of an advert

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Sorry maireas that was for thee

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

I shall be watching the thread for the final as I’m at work. Again!

I was brought up in a fairly staid NE town. You tooted your own flute at your peril and blaws were just not tolerated. It is what is. If it is acceptable elsewhere then great. Just not great but grating for me alas.

The vowel robber may have the fan base to win. I truly can’t see Maisie doing it. Me? I’m now tooting my flute for Bill and Biscuits. They have brought me joy and have progressed the most - even with their wee plateaus.

I’m also tooting my flute for Nicole in this instance as the others need to look at themselves a bit.

And I had to look up apposite because I’m thick. 🥴

[Maireas]

@Iamthewombat - that sounds like some interesting interior design right there. I'm cautious about what shade of pale green my front room curtains should be.
Good points Auroray about the Talking Heads. So stilted and awkward.

[Maireas]

Good to hear you're not ill, Sheldon! I think you're witty and enjoy your posts. Maisie is self obsessed and charmless. I hope she doesn't win.

[Iamthewombat]

Thanks @Loftyloft. I am now intrigued about what R&D they have done in the lossmaking interior design company they attempted to shut down and then revived. Maybe noted tastemaker John Caudwell, who appears to be Dawn’s main client, commissioned them to construct a genuine miniature erupting volcano for his London house, for the room in which he eats his Neapolitan pizzas or something (not as far fetched as it sounds: he wanted a stream with fish running through his Thai food dining room).

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Afternoon maireas

Another attempt at being witty and failing I’m afraid m’dear.

It was supposed to be a wee homage to Jeffrey Bernard. He had a column titled ‘low life* and when he wasn’t able to supply his column (due to his lifestyle) he was unwell...

So not unwell (and I only have about 4 drinks a year) but maybe a bit of a low life...

Thank you - you know what for x