Real housewives of cheshire

[Susiesoap7]

Anyone watching?
Esters looking better, but why is she living at dawns? Is she broke?
Tanya is a pain, I do think she is quite jealous,and needs a lot of attention, me me me!
Rachel, don't tell me she has a problem with hubby???

How did BD get the job, anyone tell me?
And my final puzzle - why is Dawn invariably referred to as "Dawn Ward" (well, apart from Tanya who always calls her 'Wardy') It's not that there are two Dawns there to differentiate between.
And I reckon Ester was pissed(pissed and belligerent) before the show even aired.
Good call for Hannah to not invite them all to her wedding-the chances for some of them to start kicking off once the wine starts flowing? Big Fat Zero, I reckon.

I think they demonstrated perfectly at the reunion exactly why Hanna didn't invite then to the wedding and I don't blame her one bit.

As Tanya pointed out while she was sitting in Brian's chair (the lunatics have taken over the asylum time,eh?)
that Esther is a king up and causing lots of drama to ensure her place next season.

Dawn Ward and her gigantic head and getting in peoples faces when she speaks- blehhhh! Tanya and Ester - something is afoot there. Seema - why is she still there?? Rachel doesn't need to be on this anymore either😑

@susiesoap, Rachel's husband had an affair. Knocked her for sixThe affair may be over but it must take ages to regain trust.

Dawn is vile. Every new 'housewife' is subject to her vile comments on their looks; from a woman with FOUR daughters.

Great how people can continue to live these 'fabulous' lifestyles despite not having a pot to etc etc. I wonder how court case with the 'Browns' ' is going. As for trying to crowbar her talentless older children as' influencers' as a career i.e on "RHOC". As for advertising her business by being demonstrating effectiveness...

Imagine thinking that your children having a 'career' as an influencer is a positive thing. You'd think she'd want her DCs to get more out of life. But then some of these people want so much without putting the work in.

Tanya's huge disappointment at not winning that Businesswoman of the Year award ... still don't know what her business is ... does anyone know? (apart from the candle/throne shop)

Dawn's lips were like balloons and she said something to Leilani bout her teeth.
She is not challenged enough for her behaviour...I think 'our Ash' is so botoxed up that it's affecting his brain and judgement.
Their two older daughters are talented puppets for controlling Dawn.
I really need to step back and get ready for work now 😂🤪

I shouldn't think our Ash ever challenges Dawn. There's not much to him.

talentless not talented
And they were privately educated for no reason other that social status.
I have no idea why Dawn is so proud of them, they have achieved nothing by their own merit!
The younger girls seem to be more engaged in normal activities like school and hobbies, etc.

These insipid characters are just hideous. Dawn is just a mouthy rough piece of work, as for toothy Tanya, yuck! Grotesque.

They are all just gross!
That's why we watch them, we are waiting for them fall down!

Ester was an absolute arsehole at the reunion.

Having a go at Hannah and having a go at Tanya for ‘riding’ her footballer?

Like she didn’t do something similar...

Ester. You are one of these nasty bastards who create drama and sit back and watch the scrap. Wearing the wedding dress and banging on the church door was not ‘fun’ but designed to create the drama. And then do the tears. Pathetic. I wouldn’t want her at my wedding either. Or in my life.

Go back on your pole love.

Ester is desperate to stay relevant. She will do and say anything to stay on the show which involves making a fool of herself. Zero self respect.
Whipping herself into a frenzy just before the reunion started was pathetic!

Indeed @roisinagusniamh

She ought to be ashamed of herself. Even her mam looked horrified. And Ester frantically crossing herself all wrong in the style of father Dougal as though that makes it better.

Tanya was right to call her on her shitty attitude.

And doing playboy to be relevant to the show as her dream? Jesus.

A new series of Real Housewives is being filmed where I live, Jersey CI, coming to a TV near you soon. If the rumours are to be believed, it’s going to be as tacky (and as much fun) as Cheshire Housewives

They are back!

Particular highlights:

• have they all had more surgery during lockdown? Maybe Dawn’s only amusement was popping into Skulpt for a bit of filler.

• Hanna is the only person ever to have been pregnant, you know. Ever. That is why it was ok for her to hijack the wedding vow renewal with her news. It’s all about MEEEEE! That used to be Lauren’s catchphrase.

• Hanna’s new intro is “I’ve gone from super brain to baby brain”. Oh dear. Nobody would ever have mistaken her for the former.

• Rachel mentioned that bloke she met at the seventies party (“we had some fun dates but it didn’t survive lockdown”) but she was having a go at him on social media. I want the tea.

• Tanya and her husband can afford the best schools and tutors and yet Tanya’s dopey daughter only got one GCSE. I suppose she is planning to be an ‘influencer’.

Dawn Ward must have taken advice from her cronies (including the fame hungry, creepy, up her arse Nick and Royston) about way forward to disengage from and explain (but not apologise for) her appalling behaviour last season - blaming it on "me hormones".

Did anyone notice Ashley's body language when she was saying this? He couldn't look anywhere apart from the sky and was almost doing the metaphorical nonchalant whistle (nothing to see here), hands in pocket amble away from police / trouble employed by actors in 1940's comedies / musicals - it was like a very poor (seated) imitation of Gene Kelly at the end of the "Singing in the Rain" scene when the cop arrives.

Anyone remember her pretence of caring for his parents and moving them into the flat / annex previously lived in by Esther?

At end of last season, they suddenly decided mother needed to be in a care home and father would be safer (from COVID perspective) in his own home - despite being ensconced in aforementioned separate annex on their doorstep.

No doubt the talentless daughter engaged to plastic faced Mr Whippy have moved into the flat.

Esther is pointless and doesn't earn her per episode money.

Tanya will continue to do her 'lovable' screeching, clumsy (wonder how many times her heels will be caught in a grate this season?), look at me "I'm reet down t'earth / 'umble - live on mushy peas and scratchings" persona.

Hanna will be don't come for me because I'm pregnant and already got OK and Heat Magazines competing for baby pics!

Seema's just trundling along; secretly pissed off that "Strictly Come Dancing" haven't called.

Rachel has morphed into Lauren - they're now interchangeable as Cheshire man hungry Cougars.

Nicole is just - even more desperate than the rest.

I'm not invested in these crap Housewife programmes at all; has anyone got link to RHOBH / RHONY?

I want to see that Jersey (in the Channel Islands) Housewives programme that a PP saw being filmed.

Yes, Dawn with her crap excuses for behaving bizarrely! All the fault of the hormones. Yes. Nothing to do with her. Next she’ll be appointing herself a spokeswoman for perimenopausal women. Please, no!

I reckon Ester’s fella will bin her this season. All the set-up is there: the friendship r8ng on the wedding finger, her constant gushing about how wonderful he is.

Just love this crappy program, anything that makes me laugh!

ITVBe, god bless them, have been repeating the early series daily at lunchtime. It’s the highlight of my WFH day.

I am reminded of how TRULY AWFUL Misse was. Truly, truly awful. It’s fascinating. I miss Ampika.

Misse was vile. As was Nermina. I think Ester is showing her true colours. Shes found her meal ticket now so she can't be bothered with the show. And isn't her P.A the guy that worked for Dawn? Talking of Dawn, let's see how long the calm lasts for. I give it 2 episodes.

Esters got her meal ticket and dumped her daughter with her mum. If the guy is the real deal why can't her daughter go with her. She's little and I doubt at school yet.

I think that guy who worked/works for Dawn is describing himself as Ester’s stylist. Perhaps Dawn has made him redundant from Skulpt.