Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

Ooh I fell off.

Yeah he def does know who Aunty T is.
But another storyline about a guy pretending to love one woman to take revenge k nanpther woman who doesn't love him anymore? Didn't we do thst already? I can't remember, I have amnesia

All these storylines are merging into one. I'm so confused now 🤦🏻‍♀️

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You missed that it’s within a family too.

I’m sure it never used to be this incestuous and if it was it was at least spread out over years rather than meet new family member and pow! They’re sleeping with their relative’s ex. Or person breaks up and ex immediately sleeps with sibling/parent. It’s all too much!

Did we decide Roxy is also related to Paul? I can't remember!

Yes, in a convoluted way, but they don’t really know it...

Roxy’s Mum’s uncle (Roxy’s great uncle) had an illegitimate with Paul’s mum. This was Jill who they only discovered in Helen’s will. She does and that’s when Kate, Harry and Sophie came to the street, her children.

So Roxy mum is first cousins with Paul’s half sister effectively. I get muddled with second cousins, removed cousins etc.

I'm going to have to start taping pieces of paper together... Also, I'm running out of pen colours...

Good work AGnu but you forgot Elly and Ned were also together.

Who was Roxy's mum's uncle? A Ramsay? It's getting confusing!

Thanks, have updated it now! If I was just a tiny bit more obsessed, I'd start drawing it on a blank wall in a mostly empty room while muttering to myself. Trying to remember all of Paul's exes would be enough to drive anyone mad! Especially when you've got to remember the ones he barely even knew yet somehow managed to knock up before he'd met them!

OMG, just catching up and it's Roman from Home and Away.
Australia do really have not many actors.

Oh, I see someone already said it, but I was excited

@IHaveBrilloHair I remembered that he was in the SAS not the army? He had a daughter who lived with Irene (standard).

Yes, Gemma (Roxy’s Mum) is a Ramsey. Her dad was Tom Ramsey and her uncle was Max Ramsey who fathered Paul’s half sister with Paul’s mum Anne Robinson (maiden name Daniels).

Maybe AGnu can continue the amazing diagrams with a family tree 😂

And her Aunt must have been Madge.

Max was always stroppy and vaguely remember To,.

Only just caught up. Just when I thought Aaron had stopped nagging people... to the well!

Aaron is top of my well list right now. Then Roxy.

Can someone help my brain? What’s happened to the garage? Hasn’t Lucas decided not to sell? If so is there no manager still? Bea has not been moaning about it at all or going to work so I’m confused.

Oh yeah didn't he decide to NOT sell but then it's never been mentioned since? Bea hasn't been in work, because she's so busy thinking about Finn and writing music.

That’s where I thought we were at too but the the tram thing confused me about it and no mention of a manager. It’s just been abandoned plot wise

Bit freaked out that the garage appeared...

Yes, totally!! Like did they rush through a live screening just to placate our concerns about Bea's career

A bit confused as to why Terese and her ex are pretending not to know each other?? 🤷‍♀️

To add drama.

Surely you'd say "Vance, what the fuck are you doing here" or when Roxy introduced them say "yes I know who he is Roxy, I knew him when I was your age!"

More unethical snooping of medical records. Come on. Lazy writing

Didn't Elly tell the demon kid that reading medical files was illegal? Mark (a cop!) shouldn't have encouraged Aaron to break the law.