Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

Thank you for replying, Clawdy. I thought I saw a glimpse of the "nasty, knowing, evil" Finn when Clive removed Karl from the room, which is why I was wondering what everyone else thought. I haven't finished the episode yet, though!

Just wat he'd it. No think it was anguish face not evil face

Finn saying to Susan "I forgive you" seriously that's richer than a rich tea biscuit!

I think Piper’s issue is that mattress still has Tyler pheromones in it. Anytime she goes near that bed with a bloke she just can’t resist...

Hopefully all the Jack ones have evaporated...

Although Tyler was there pre Jack? Maybe that’s why Jack got lucky up there too...

How much spunk is there in that mattress? 🤢

Leo has shagged at least four people up there, as well as Tyler, Jack and Cassius all getting lucky

🤮🤢

I can’t think who else Leo has had up there other than Terese and traveller girl.

Didn't he have mishti (spelling?) up there?

middle he shagged Chloe up there, and there was another backpacker IIRC. If it was the same one, then he’s shagged 3 people up there.

I don’t think he had Mishti up there as I think he was in the penthouse then and others lived in the mezzanine.

Also don’t remember him and Chloe there but might be wrong. I remember the office and the boat...

middle yeah Mishti wasn’t there, but Chloe definitely was. Paul and Terese caught them there just before Aaron and David’s engagement party

Didn't he have Chloe in the office on Teresa's desk? (Did I imagine that )

starburst yes, and in the lift, and the Backpackers. Nothing but the classiest of places....

I was thinking they got discovered on the boat but that was Chloe Discovering Terese and Leo...

Didn’t Leo then bonk Terese at the wedding? Why does he shag people on his brother’s big celebrations?

Forgot to say I love how annoying Piper finds Imogen. She’s speaking for all of us.

I don't care how much beer I've had I could never sleep with someone that's slept with my mum. Blurgh.

middle yeah he went to do an “emergency” hotel room clean-up with Terese then shagged her in the room. As you do, in the middle of your brother’s wedding celebrations! He must have some wild urge to break the deep monotony of anything involving David
Yes, I find Imogen deeply annoying, not looking forward to her being back at all!

Elly's pregnancy test was great. Just drawn on with a felt tip 😂

I was thinking today there must be something in Leo's pheromones too. He nearly slept with Amy, Elly would have, Chloe did, Mishti did, Therese did, Piper is

Plus a few random backpackers. He'll have to move onto Mea or Dipi next!!

I know this is wrong but I can't help wondering if Leo's pubes are as patchy as his facial hair.

bleurghh!

If nothing else, I can always be relied on to lower the tone of a Neighbours thread 😂