Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

[TheSassyAssassin]

New thread for donkey fans...

She didn't skate on her own at all....
Shes so bloody mouthy!!

I reckon I could stagger round in the ice tonight with my broken fluorescent tube, and they'd give me tens.

Maybe the 10s.were for the flame thrower?

Wish I knew what the judges were smoking, Saara and Wes didn't deserve 10s, Saara especially. She's very clunky and stiff when she skates.

Still bitter Melody went

That was her best skate I think but no way did it deserve more than James' first skate. Rage, I totally agree with your AT comments!

She ain't winning

I give Hamish 10 for his arms.

If James doesn't win I'm not going to be happy....(usually I don't comment and just read what you guys say, but not liking how this is going!). All my votes gone to James already!

Boo moo, that was underwhelming choreography. It's a banger, belter of a tune once you get to the chorus and should have been a faster skate. As for juggling with scarves, give over, she could have mimed that like Jayne did in Barnum. In fact, I would have liked to have seen any of the Barnum moves incorporated, think she was capable of them.
If insisting on a prop they should have let her use a ribbon, that would have looked good. They did too many cutaways.
But clearly as she just got 40 I am missing something

James and Alexandra's routine last?

Ok then! 🙄

jigsawmaniac all my votes went for James as well, he's the only one I enjoy watching.

Totally agree jigsaw!

Was going to hold off voting to try and be objective but am so angry am going to vote for JJ now, (all 5 votes!)

Didn't get do props night or flying night this season? Did I miss it?

Just catching up, missed the first two routines and am gobsmacked Saara got 40 for that.

Bloody auto correct plus wine isnt a good combination!

I meant

Did they do props night or flying night?

Oh glory....here are all the also-rans.

This programme has more padding than a pantomime dame's bosom.

But at least a pantomime dame is usually entertaining!

@Bubblysqueak no, not this year! Would have been good to see too as great to compare the celebs!

I like this one better.

Maybe they don't want a slam dunk, maybe the vote is close and they want to make him the underdog, maybe production want to rally people into multiple voting, maybe it looks very different in the studio. Meh.
Brian McFadden has been bingewatching After Life, like I did yesterday, he sent a very nice tweet to Ricky Gervais.
I am now onto my second lager so am happy enough with how it's going

Glad I didn't miss it sassy

That was v good tbf.

I thought that was really good. Their synchronisation was spot on.

Definitely prefer the routines without all the extra skaters...