Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

[TheSassyAssassin]

New thread for donkey fans...

I'm very distracted by that black panel. It looks like her dress has been stuck together with sparkly parcel tape. I honestly can't see what the point was.

I am increasingly annoyed by the idiotic (and not amusing) WeBuyAnyTat idents either side of the adverts. And Phil's' awful voiceover. Fall over you daft bats dressed as cars.

What is Holly hiding???

In Argentine Tango, ganchos aside, you do show off/present the lady more so that was in keeping with the routine. Looking forward to Saara dancing to Britney. Saara's the underdog here and will reprise her puppet routine...maybe she will surprise us all!

I'm going with the earlier suggestion of an iron mark.

I think the dress has a sweary logo on it. Or an obscene gesture no-one noticed until 5.45pm.

At least I'm amusing myself thinking that it might.

I initially though Phil had got a weird sleeve.

Underwhelmed by both of those routines. Too much faff. Disappointing.

Ha ha Raahh I like that idea. I wonder what it says....?

I do wish she would keep her mouth shut!!!
If she gets a 4 10s now I will be furious!!

I hate circuses but I quite like this routine!

Em i dont like this. Stop showing that adding flame thrower!

The costume designer must hate Saara.

Not watching until later on this evening (6pm is such a crap time for me) but they’ve opened the voting already?! I mean, obviously we all know these things are just a popularity contest from the get go but this really just makes a mockery of voting for the best skater - how can you vote for them until you’ve seen them skate?! Ridiculous.
Saying that, I don’t ever vote!!

Did she even skate? Looked rather awkward.

No idea what is happening there with the fancy camerawork. Stop it.
(I am grumpy tonight, sorry)

Singing career..... Ha ha ha!!!!!

It was a bit stop start, it didn't for to well

Fuzzy possibly 'F-Off Jason'.

Meh.

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Really that beat James? Or is it because she hasn't had all 10s.yet?

That didn't deserve 10s. It was very clunky. The camera work was really poor as well. Focusing on flame throwing rather than her.

Errrrrr.....no! It wasn't THAT good.

I was a bit bored with that. Wasn't a 10 performance in my eyes but what do I know?