Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

[TheSassyAssassin]

New thread for donkey fans...

Spooky! Do you think the producers are on MN? It was only mentioned a few pages ago that we hadn't heard from saara's fiancée yet and then tada there she is.

I wish someone would pay me good money to think up shizz like this. I'd be ok at it. (Better than the people they've got now anyway)

Saara is mates with Linda Lusardi? You couldn't make this shit up.

It's spooky alright .

What else shall we ask for?

Whispering quietly from the corner, yay Brian!!

Nooooooooo! Not blimmin' Brian

Maybe we could ask for a dress that fits Holly?

Hmmm... Saara to go....?

They probably are on here...after all, they need our cutting wit and intelligence, being devoid of it themselves.

I hope she trips and goes home.

Curse you Bubbly!

I hope Melody falls on her bum forcing them to save Saara

I blame bubbly

If the producers are listening to me over Saara's missus, Bubbly...

Taps mike..."hello producers... can you make it less shit please"?

But why aren't they using it Fuzzy?

Is she going to be carried and pushed for the whole dance?

Tinsel

This is a bit of a liftathon.

Totally agree Ellenanora5!

Definitely team JJ here! Him and Alexandra were so classy in the gladiator skate tonight.

I'm asking for a starring and enduring (and well paid) role for Octo. As her agent.

I'm willing Saara to come out in her stripey zebra suit

There's something about melody that annoys me. She just seems to do a series of lifts and tricks.

peace offering

She's so much better.

They're 100% going to save Melody aren't they.

I preferred Saara's to Melody's.

I want Saara through