Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

[TheSassyAssassin]

New thread for donkey fans...

I feel sorry for Saara.

She was never my favourite X Factor contestant, but I don't think she has been treated very well by this show, and has been quite dignified really. In terrible costumes.

Shouldn't the recap include the all important Jump?

Holly is checking out her boobs herself now

I was quite impressed with Melody in the "battle". She had that balance and dine gid lifts. But I thought Wes was best.

I really liked Saara at the beginning but the giggling has put me off. Maybe she's nervous?

I voted x4 for Saara and x1 for James as he probably doesn't need it but I like his skating.

Well I've voted but only in the hope it'll mean I don't have to see Brian's arse in tight trousers again next week.

Team James for me!

Maybe a Saara - Melody skate off with Saara booted?

At least there's Call the Midwife to look forward to.

Tinsel silver linings

Won't be cheery, though will it? Never is

Saara seems like a serious girl trying to be a fun girl for the show. She's probably a really loyal friend and loving wife but those aren't qualities that entertain.

Costume-wise she hasn't been lucky, but she is rather stout of frame. Girly styles wouldn't suit her look or her personality.

I bet it's less depressing than this Raaah

Fuck me. Is this supposed to be the future?

They look like they've got flower pots on their heads!

Tinsel you are probably right!

Same here Sassy, I'd love to see him win, he's fantastic.

But I loved him on SCD, couldn't understand the hate he got at all

This is making me dizzy.

Blake's 7 on acid.

Oh, wow, we are in the future.

Someone got paid to think this up.

Saara's fiance is getting a mention!

Is that Linda Lusardi???

(Probably because they know it's her last night).

The future looks the same as it did in the past

Loved him on SCD too ellen

Haha DOI been reading this thread and got Saara's fiancee in there!