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A shiny new thread, yah flaming galahs - can't believe we filled up another one!

When she asked if Justin was gonna tell and he said no, she seemed a little gutted, it got over it pretty quick. This is DEF the most interesting thing she's done. And I mean cupboard sex, not Brody.

I bet Brody has spent years telling everyone his favourite ice cream flavour is something fun like rocky road when it's actually vanilla. If anyone ever finds out, he'll try to make out is the "subtle complexities of really good quality Madagascan vanilla pods" to sound chef-y & pretentious but it's all just to make his dull-ness sound more interesting.

Oh I think it was a brain fart 😬 I wrote that watching yesterday’s ep and while of course I feel the most sorry for Ziggy, at that moment they were having a conversation along the lines of him going “dither dither I love my wife but please stay at salt dither dither” (basically hang around for when I feel like a store cupboard shag) and I thought since he professed to be sooooo in love with Simone, surely he should leave Zig and be true to her (Simone) arrghh I’m not explaining very well ... basically he’s a total slimeball who doesn’t deserve either of them!
And I keep saying I’m never going to watch again but I’m addicted!!

no brody deserves Simone. they are equally horrid.
poor Ziggy

The nerve of Simone giving Ziggy evils for being on a date with her husband

I'm hoping the state of their marriage means they're not having sex. The idea of him shagging Simper atop of flour then going home and having sex with Ziggy makes me 🤮

Ewww totally! 🤢

I hope they're being safe, if not Ziggy needs to get herself to the clinic.

Brody was only remotely interesting when he was off his tits, now he's only a beige wankbadger.

He's suddenly going to develop super sperm and knock them both up, isn't he?

Oh poor Raffy - great acting from Olivia.

Yep I reckon a double Simone ziggy pregnancy and a jasmine tori pregnancy

As if Brody would risk causing that scene in public about his affair

Omg a seconds remorse flickered there.

Justin is redeeming himself after Willow but she's gonna kill both of them if she finds out

My DP said he feels sorry for Simone as well as Ziggy. I was like what! Why! I don't feel sorry for Simone. Then he said he felt a bit sorry for Brody! My reaction made him realize he'd said something outrageous!

Yeah Robbo knows now, Tori told him

LHMB for Simone I'd stamp on his foot and tell him he isn't allowed in our gang. For the Brody comment I'd tell him your glad he's happy for him to hang around whilst you shag other people in the kit hen whilst you figure it out lol.

Can't be hygienic can it. And no way did he have a condom at least the first time. And he and Ziggy def had sex after their date. Uh oh double pregnancy trouble??

Robbo actor is off to NZ to film a film soon. He had to put on a ton of weight for it so I think he's had to start that whilst filming this. His attitude to people hitching about his weight was basically haters gonna hate. I reckon he's a decent guy in real life if he doesn't have to do crazy eyes lol

Bitching

Robbo's size would make sense if he was looking to be like strong man type (like the guys in the highland games that toss the caber) as opposed to bodybuilders or people that train to have visible muscles/be a certain shape but not be particularly strong.

He's only a trainer cos he doesn't wanna be in the a police any more though

Guess what Simper’s going to do next? Maggie is after an extra teacher...argh she’s staying isn’t she?!

Oh God she's gonna be Bella and Raffy's private tutor!! Pooh look Brodick, I'm helping your sister. Yeah I love Raffy more than Ziggy loves Raffy!! Let's have cupboard sex!!

At least the coming up suggests she's starting to get pissed off with him

Help.

I want to write..

Oh poor Jazzy :(