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EASTENDERS 32 - your money or your life if you post a spoiler !!!!!

944 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/01/2019 16:34

Cough

Can I just mention that I said Denny’s drone wouid recied the spray painting πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

Not many storylines apart from

Where is Alfie - tho do we care

Will Phil kill Alfie if he finds him

Will Phil kill shazza or keanu when he finds out about the affair. And he will find out

Will Kat run off with Alfie and cherry

Will Kathy ever come back

What’s wrong with raine

Will munter and MEL return?

And I say this every time but bobby new head must be coming back soon

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The80sweregreat · 26/01/2019 17:48

Dirty cash is a brilliant song.
I sort of ' get it' but I'm still too honest in life to ever do anything like this ( plus I don't have a Capri or a garage!)
It's another world.

shineyshell · 26/01/2019 18:23

Same here 80's I'd hate the thought of looking over my shoulder all the time! Have trouble with my nerves as it is!πŸ˜‚ Plus I believe in karmaSmile

The80sweregreat · 26/01/2019 18:39

I'm an honest joe!
( honest)

ILoveMaxiBondi · 26/01/2019 18:54

Do we think the DWP Will get suspicious that there’s child benefit claim for 8 kids from 4 different mothers from the same address?

Good point! I suspect Hayley and Kat would also be entitled to housing benefit so that would be a fun form to fill in. β€œWho else lives in your home?” Umm, get me a spare page nan! Grin

ILoveMaxiBondi · 26/01/2019 19:00

I don’t understand How buying the Capri washes the cash either. Phil would still have to explain where the Β£50k came from to buy the capri. He’d be far better just faking invoices for work done in the arches over a period of time. Does he own any other businesses?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/01/2019 19:28

Robert Kazinsky (Sean Slater) has done quite a bit Post EE .

I thought that Phil knew about Ken and Shazza when he said to Keagan that he wanted him to encourage Ken and Lou.
Keeping an eye on Ken by keeping him close. (So he can kill him later Grin )

The80sweregreat · 26/01/2019 19:35

I don't know if Phil knows about Shaz and Ken. Some people think he had an inkling then packed her off to Oz! It could explain his intentions about getting Lou n Ken together I guess? Does Phil do thinking? Planning ahead? He normally just beats them up etc.

SoupDragon · 26/01/2019 19:37

The Capri was just surety for the Β£50k he gave Alfie.

youarenotkiddingme · 26/01/2019 20:00

Did I miss something about the money Phil gave Alfie? Dirty money?

WonderWoman2019 · 26/01/2019 20:07

Yes! He specifically offered to launder the fat dirty wodge of cash he walked in on Keanu pulling out of one of Phil's spare tyres (

youarenotkiddingme · 26/01/2019 20:19

I'm obviously totally thick naive - but what does laundering money mean?
Was something dodgy about the money in the tyre then?

I did watch the scene with Alfie and Phil in the garage but Alfie was speaking worse lingo than Mock and I couldn't follow what he was saying (not sure he even finished a sentence?!) - other than the car was a pension policy for him and Kat.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 26/01/2019 20:24

Yes the money is dodgy although I’m not sure where from. I’m thinking ray? Ian this the money ray paid for a share of the nightclub? Or did that sale not happen?

Akire · 26/01/2019 20:39

Oh yes could been Ray but surely he would have brought all money over in bag like usual not in car tyres.

Google says β€œ
Money laundering is the process of disguising the proceeds of crime and integrating it into the legitimate financial system. Before proceeds of crime are laundered, it is problematic for criminals to use the illicit money because they cannot explain where it came from and it is easier to trace it back to the crime.β€œ

Neither of which seems to bother Phil surely they would just spend it on normal expenses? Unless now Phil makes himself buyers not for the car then another note when he seells it make x profit. But why go to all that trouble and not just keep the money in safe and home?

tobee · 26/01/2019 22:51

I found out about what money laundering means by watching the tv series Ozark. Grin

ILoveMaxiBondi · 26/01/2019 22:58

Oh that’s a good show! Although I still came away confused about how exactly they were laundering all that the money through an empty pub and a funeral home [gri]

ILoveMaxiBondi · 26/01/2019 22:58

Or Grin

Akire · 26/01/2019 23:06

Mean while on classic eastenders we had half episode on dot looking for her umbrella, ethal losing it, den throwing in bin and Ethal going to Harold’s to buy another. Degrees in drug taking and money laundering not required.

Akire · 26/01/2019 23:12

I had thought Phil was passed it but he did bump off what’s his face who dated Ben and arranged the β€œholiday” for Vincent so guess still has IT.

I wish Jeanne would come back and see who’s renting her house that would be amazing. She could bump off Stu while getting him to like her.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 26/01/2019 23:13

Grin oh it was so much simpler back then. I watched an episode of classic EE a few weeks ago and it was all about what β€œstatement” Sharon and her chums wanted to make with their band. Lots of arguing over it and some really irritating boy being a right patronising knob to them all.

tobee · 27/01/2019 02:57

He was awful! There certainly were bad actors in the early days as well as now.

tobee · 27/01/2019 03:09

When I watched Ozark I completely understood money laundering but now I'm not certain.

I think you have a legit business that's not doing well but you take it over, get various work done, buy stuff for it, etc and pay for it using the dirty money so it's broken up and distributed to different people and places rather than just bung the dirty money into a bank in one lump sum. So is mixed up with clean money in many clean businesses.

I still don't know what the drugs were Keagan was taking. He sort of seemed silly happy on them. I assumed Evie's band of dealers were selling stuff more serious than a bit of weed?

tobee · 27/01/2019 03:14

I think also, with regards money laundering, Jason Bateman was involved with that lakeside restaurant/water sports place were loads of people pay for stuff in cash and you give the dirty money in change.

tobee · 27/01/2019 03:15

*in Ozark

creamcheeseandlox · 27/01/2019 08:36

Charlie Brooks was on through the keyhole last night and they showed a pic of Barry's demise off a cliff and Charlie said that was 17 years ago! Shock by that comment I must have been watching for near on 25 years!

The80sweregreat · 27/01/2019 09:22

My son watched a few of that Orzack thing but he said it was boring and gave up.
I bet a lot of money laundering does go on. When you get all that paperwork when you buy a property there are several clauses about it! It sounds very dodgy, I'm sure I would get the clean mixed up with the bad! Lol
Would be good to have Janine back in EE : she was funny as well as menacing. She Could team up with Stuart and I bet Scarlett is a devil child too. With her parentage she has to be. She would go mad at the Slaters about her home being ruined and demand they take down the extension and throw them out.

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