EASTENDERS 32 - your money or your life if you post a spoiler !!!!!

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Can I just mention that I said Denny’s drone wouid recied the spray painting 😇😇😇😇

Not many storylines apart from

Where is Alfie - tho do we care

Will Phil kill Alfie if he finds him

Will Phil kill shazza or keanu when he finds out about the affair. And he will find out

Will Kat run off with Alfie and cherry

Will Kathy ever come back

What’s wrong with raine

Will munter and MEL return?

And I say this every time but bobby new head must be coming back soon

They're shockingly expensive, yes! You used to be able to get cheapish tickets at the National Theatre but even they're £60+ for a decent view in the stalls.

I was just thinking about EE actors not doing that well in general after leaving. I thought Martine McCutcheon was very talented and would do great but she fizzled out. Ross Kemp has won awards for his documentaries, Anita Dobson is always working and won acclaim for her theatre work. Acting is such a tricky business so it's no wonder most of them come back when they're asked. Has anyone seen any former stars in normal jobs? I sometimes wonder what happened to them all (I've been watching since the start).

I think I'd DD is so good on theatre and film he's probably not a soap actor. He probably 'overacts' well. Which is needed for theatre. Doesn't look so good on close up camera though!

I guess a lot of actors are just jobbing actors or go back to the day job they had before! I love seeing Anita Dobson pop up on tv: she seems so down to earth despite being married to a rock star.

I dont mind Danny Dyer as Mick but I do find him irritating as Himself - which is odd as they appear to be the same character 😂

It's worth checking your local cinema as they sometimes do live screenings of London performances.

I get what you mean soup!
My friends teenager was working in Southend last summer at adventure island and got a selfie with him ( he was there with his family)
She said he was nice, but the selfie was a similar pose to the one he did with piers Morgan at the NTA's this week. Must be his thing.
She said to him ' my mum likes you!' He must hear that a lot.
Anyway, if his doing theatre he won't be in EE for a while; I wonder how they will write him out?

Shane Ritchie is in a theatre production too so there is hope for him to be gone from EE!

I think sometimes they manage to keep the character in with mentions and brief appearances.

Shane will be back I bet.
You can't keep him and his ' pucker Capri' away for long!

You can with a good solid chair and 20m of duct tape.

Hmm! I guess that might do it.
Just chucking his mobile in the canal is enough for me. That ringtone should be banned for ever.

We need to feed Alfie to Bronson. Saves Karen's finances and my sanity.

I love this thread! ❤️
Poor bronson though : what's he done to deserve that!? ' hmm. A taste of moon'

Thanks for the thread blondes.

They could call it moon pie from TBBT! Alfie really is a dogs dinner character though!

Lady Di has form for eating stuff. She could help Bronson out.

Phil was a bit silly to give £50k

Missed Evie off storylines. Hopefully Phil will sort her out

Do we think the DWP Will get suspicious that there’s child benefit claim for 8 kids from 4 different mothers from the same address?

I don’t know why if they insist on making totally unbelievable living arrangements why it can’t work the other way. So find a 6 bed house for them to rent instead.

They seem to have forgotten that poor Authur might have heart attack at any moment it’s never mentioned. Nor training to anyone who moves in and can babysit him and 6 other kids with no notice.

Was the 50k for the Capri? Most expensive one in all UK on auto trader listing today at £22500. The plot holes thicken

I guess that our loveable thug , Phil, is a soft touch: Or just out of touch with current car prices and values.

He is too fond of helping out ' mates' that go on to fleece him as well.
Perils of old age.
I wonder how Sharon will be about Lou and Ken getting it on? Her eyelash extensions will go into overdrive.

But £50k of money that needs laundering is street worth half that? Anyone laundered any and can explain...? Not sure why Alfie
Not take most of it with him to Wherever to do Whatever he’s doing. Unless it’s enough to do a fake burial.

Her eyelash extensions will go into overdrive.

And her nostrils will flare wider than the Dartford Tunnel.

I don't get this money laundering thing. I'm too honest and use banks for everything.

How does it work? Where did he get it from?

As I've said before Phil/Steve does the best drunk acting I've ever seen!

Watching classic Eastenders and Anita Dobson is absolutely tiny! Small waist etc. I think the shoulder pads and big hair gave the impression of a more average size woman.

et voilà

Yes to Phil as a drunk. Funny too!
He is one of my favourite EE actors.

Roughly speaking:

Laundry pile = £50k
Commission = 10%
Capri resale value = £45k

Phil "buys" Capri from Alfie for £50k, planning to sell to unspecified, internet-free, naive Capri lover for £45k CLEAN money.

Alfie has the dirty cash (yes there's an 80s song about that) and no longer the dirty Capri.

Service wash completed.

Then Alfie uses his spare key to rob the car. He's now in possession of his original Capri + £50k.

How unpredictable