EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

Shazza can’t come back yet, denny’s Gotta pick a pocket or two first.
Can’t wait to see what colour they make Shazza on her return, Australia is having an extreme heatwave at the moment, Shazza will have to use the dark mahogany tin of ronseal for that look.

Bianca would beat the crap out of Evie

I am fascinated by Tiff's pink pout. Her lips seem too small for her face somehow. Reminds me of this

I had money on Tiff chosing Keegan to help her out, give he can look after himself.

Trying to think of all new people we’ve had last few months, no wonder I’m struggling with names.

Haley’s mum
Rat boy
Evie
Various druggie people
New child of Karen’s Ex
Football coach
Dentist bf of honey
Ruby back
Dr leg (though not new to most of us)
Baby Abi
Kim’s baby
Haley’s baby
Alfie (though only new if started watching last few years)

Who did I miss?

@dogsdinnerlady I thought exactly the same! Wonder how she yawns.

That's a long list of newbies!

Sharon swore on Denny's life that she wasn't sleeping with Keanu and that the recording was just them "exercising". So maybe this is the beginning of the end for him. I also can't believe she has left for so long as she used to be an absolute helicopter parent whose precious darling could do no wrong.
I'm getting confused with all those babies who appear to be the same age ( Cherry, Hope, Abi all look the same even though there's quite significant age differences), was that Cherry or Hope that Kat was cuddling in the pub?

I’m not really interesting in trying to gauge baby ages, they could use a doll for all I care but I did think last night when the Slater’s were all in the lunch celebrating Kat’s birthday, that it was such a shit celebration. All those kids and babies in arms, why would they bother running across the road to eat. It HAS to be easier to just stay at home. Kat couldn’t even pick up cutlery. Stacey, Martin and three children, Kat, Alfie and three children, Hayley and baby, Big Mo. Whitney and Tiffany. 15 people in that house? Have I missed anyone?

Blooming Jean??

Thanks PFB. I forgot about her!

16 people?

And Ruby stayed on the sofa for awhile!

Hayley and Cherry have their own room.

Martin, Stacey and three kids in another room? Let’s not even bother to think about the practicalities of young sleeping with a baby waking in the room.

Kat and three boys in a room? Alfie may still technically be sleeping atvIan’s while living at Stacey’s.

Whitney and Tiff share?

Jean and Mo? - do they share? Presumably not?

One bathroom? Sittingvroom has one sofa and two chairs? Seating for five at a push?

The kitchen table seems to grow from seating six to sixteen easily.

Even with the extension , there are too many people living at the Slaters and Dots is going the same way ( when Robbie comes back etc)
Babies and older children take up so much room in real life: here they seem to just blend in with the odd bit of washing shown now and again ! In reality they would have to use the laundrette every day. Just to get it dry.
They always look so clean and showered and never in a big mess either! Stacey is never on a school run.
Ollie also seems to care for himself!

It's like missing an episode with Alfie moving back into the Slaters though I do assume he needed somewhere to stay after finishing his panto in Milton Keynes.

I think Evie is going to leave trouble in her wake. Though if she recruits disappearing Dennis I'm sure she'll have trouble off of Phil and that's when Sharon will turn up.

Well we all found that exciting! Why is Mike having breakdown now? What is it about football?

Tonight Cherry and Abi looked exactly the same size. If she’s not pregnant then She bound have some illness and be dead by Xmas at this rate.

Delivering drugs seems to take up 0.01% of time crosses off career options To boring for me

The EU vote was more important! I'll catch up tomorrow

Watching on catch up now. God Alfie gets more loathesome with every episode. Maybe he could offer Evie a lift somewhere and accidentally drive them both over the edge of a cliff.

Akire: who might be pregnant?

Can we have a whip round to pay Evie & her gang of teeny criminals to do a hit on Alfie? I can’t stand looking at him any more

Nancy! Maybe Evie and co can sell him some dodgy drugs? He had never taken them before but always a first time for everything.

Oh, you mean Rainie! Sorry politics is going my head in tonight.

Maybe Dennis could rig the drone up with explosives & crash it into Alfie’s head

Denny has a drone? Anywhere near Gatwick?

80's he had a drone. And I don't think Albert square in on Gatwick flight path?! It may be on the nasa route to the moon with all the goings on atm. It's like a parallel universe

I'm wondering if Raine story may include sepsis?

I've not seen it yet! Just curious as to what he was doing with it! Lol