EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

Those 3 men who died will have taken out funeral plans with Alfie I bet. He’ll be doing a runner soon because can’t provide the money for them.

Ah, good call @bondi

Oh yes! Of course, Alfie has to pay out for three deaths. Without any money.

"Sowl-jah"

God, recruiting Denny is playing with fire.

I turned over to Martyn Lewis.

Autumn , I know he means well and knows his stuff ( and is also v rich ) but Martin Lewis is even more annoying than Alfie moon!
I think all this is a blip ; stick with us!
Things might pick up ., there always hope!

I’m glad not the only one kept thinking accident er what did I miss. Why is there no news on Mel or hunter? Are they staying instide with curtains closed/dead /dead-dead? Are they waiting to see if public have outcry that Munter might be dead to see if keeping him alive or not?

I just can't bear it any more, 80s.

Nancy van Dyke, Keegan van Nistelrooy, Stuart van Damme, and Alfie voyage Of The Damned.

It's paffetic.

Mel and munter; the whole thing in the woods and the guns was a bad dream!
If not, I predict that a gun , Evie and various Mitchell's are all heading for a big show down. How it'll play out I'm not sure!

Autumn, keep an eye on this thread and when things pick up a bit you can ditch Martin and come back.
Lol at your nicknames though! Very good.

Thank you, 80s

I forgot Mel van Outen.

Oh good, Phil will sort Evie out.

Soooo, just to add to the writers' detachment from reality, we also have Mick & Mitch just taking over as 'football coaches' with not a DBS check between them

Phil is getting on a bit but he knows people!
Here's hoping Evie is run out for good.
Sharon would take her on too : a whack with her hair extensions would do it. If she ever comes back ( to rescue Denny)

DBS take a few days to come back but cost money.
Where was Mitch's little girl?

Remind me again where Sharon is?

Dr leg thing is really uncomfortable. Please he’s nice character why can’t he have nice story. How depressing must it be there.

Sharon is in Australia with Michelle.
Gold Coast!

I feel for Doc Legg too Akire.
Nice bloke , but now being stalked by the dreadful Stuart.
He actually looks ill too.

Sharon is in Australia with Michelle.
Gold Coast!

Growing a mini sheanu

In all seriousness, there has to be a reason they haven’t gone back to mel and munter since the gunshot sound. It must be that they’ve done a runner and we’ll find out in a couple of weeks when Jack finally remembers he is supposed to love her and realises he hasn’t seen her in weeks since her maniac husband tried to throttle her before their wedding.

I'm hoping Sharon comes back soon and saves Denny from the female version of Fagin and this stupid story ends.

Why is Alfie all pally and hanging around with the slaters?
It wasn't so long ago that they were the scum of the earth as far as he was concerned.
Why are they entertaining him after him kidnapping the baby?

I thought I had missed an episode about Alfie moving back into the Slater’s house?

Is Alfie supposedly selling insurance plans or funeral arrangements? He will rope in Jay by asking Billy for help I suppose?

I don’t like the Dr Legg story either and where are Sonia, Bex and Tina? Robbie is in Australia isn’t he? I think Dr Legg is back in it just to keep the Stuart storyline relevant because they don’t know what to do with him and he is too good a villain to lose.

Isn’t 8pm it a bit early to show the drug pushing?

What we really need is Bobby to come back and become the next hardman of the Squaaaaaare. It is more believable that Denny would be that person though as he grew up with Phil. Ian was only ever a mouthy coward.

Bianca needs to come and take Tiff home. No one is looking after her.

I'd forgotten about the gunshot. Must be all the excitement of Mrs Fagin/Van Duke storyline...