EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

Bracing for another shambles of an episode tonight.

Rainie has always been odd.
Probably because she was brought up by Cora!

It's an extra long shambles of an episode tonight isn't it?

Two episodes tonight. Evie is really getting on my nerves so I might not bother watching. I probably will though! The 'Nancy in Oliver' story is so crap but could have been a good one with a better actress.

Mitch is an interesting character and I hope he stays for a while.

My bets on rainie getting blamed for the missing cash and max will accuse her of using again and blame the fainting on drugs followed by a long drawn out story of her protesting her innocence and eventually being diagnosed with an illness or being preggers

Oh she has to be pregnant. Then Max will announce he has had the’snip’ because Oscar was a surprise baby wasn’t he? He will say he never thought to tell Raine this because she had already told him she couldn’t have children.

Or

She will calculate the dates, realise it’s Jack’s child but won’t tell Max and secretly fall in love with Jack and Max will fight her for custody blah blah blah.,....

At first I did think that Evie was a 'Nancy from Oliver ' type character but thinking about it I feel she's more of a Fagin ! Especially now we've seen her treatment of Rat and how she favours Tiffany , her artful dodger!
I expect her to start bursting into song any minute.

Still no sign of Mel and munter

I can’t believe they’ve done that tbh. It’s realky shit. They ended on a cliffhanger and it’s been a week with no update. no mention at all. So obviously we all know he is fine! How stupid.

Evie is annoying but I did like the way they've slowly revealed her nasty side. The bit where she pushed the addict down the stairs was quite menacing I thought. Her treatment and explanation of Rat was also good. The whole dodgy accent thing is crap though.

Evie is definitely a Fagin! I hope Tiff wises up soon.

I’m predicting that Mitch is building up to asking Karen to let his child (and of course him!) live with her. The child would be Keegan’s sister so I think he’ll feel a tug on the old heartstrings and want her to stay.

Oh yeah a reduction of

"As long as Tiff needs me" or Rat singing "I'd do anything" would fit in well with all the other bollocks being screened currently 😂

Oliver! EE style; ' you've got to pick a drawer or two'
Bernie; where is love?
Evie; I am reviewing the situation
Linda: omm pah pah ( you know the one)
Rat: it's a fine life.
Dickens is their inspiration this week! It'll be Shakespeare next week!

I spend most of Evie screen time looking at hideous things she’s wearing! I mean it’s frrrzibg out and she wearing fish nets and shorts. Then a bra with netting over?? I mean I’m all for young people expressing themselves but surely that’s what they wear clubbing or whatnot? Wouldn’t Walfords top druggie deal want to blend in the background more? ALl that hanging around on street corners must be freezing.

I think Rainie has got diabetes, probably type 1. She kept trying to down orange juice in between her fainting fits, so low sugar symptoms.

Akire. Dh said that about Evie's clothes too.
I liked her red coat though.
I bet she's very posh in real life and went to a private school. Not sure why I think this but I do. ( im Probably wrong! )
Double episodes tonight. Can we stand the excitement?

The medic that saw to Rainie would have done a blood sugar test though? Alfie was strange going on about how he was ' boxed in' with the ambulance! Donut.
Max was quite horrible to her really considering she had fainted etc. He always makes everything all about him.
He will blame her for the missing money and about a bit more.

8.00 pm then again at 9.pm.
After the watershed!

Two episodes you say? I may need more wine.

I'm doing dry January : I can't even drink my way through it.

Self inflicted misery. Lol.

@80s

Linda danced to Oompahpah on Strictly I think.

Lemonezza, thank you 😀

Yes, Kellie bright did do a number to that song! I'd forgotten that.
She was good on strictly.

Oh yes good call on diabetics but should have checked at least. But was only a paramedic not super Sonia.

After 9? So it be dead bodies dead
Or dead dead. Let’s hope

Gosh, Mitch is super plumber eh? Bathroom in a day? He should be making a mint if his really that quick!

Wtf is going on here?