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EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

973 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2018 13:46

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

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Optimist1 · 04/01/2019 12:47

On the subject of dead but not dead characters, does anyone else think that Vincent could return now? I can't quite remember who was responsible for his dead-ness, but if it was Phil he certainly seems to have had a soft and fluffy feeling about Kim and her family since the baby's arrival.

nancy75 · 04/01/2019 12:50

Phil told Aidan to deal with Vincent but not to kill him, but it seemed like he thought he was dead. Recently Phil seems to think Vincent isn’t as dead as he was. I’d like him to come back - he was good with Kim

SoupDragon · 04/01/2019 12:53

I think Richard Blackwood is doing Dancing on Ice - I'm not sure if that makes it more or less likely that he's coming back to EE though!

youarenotkiddingme · 04/01/2019 13:18

He was on GMB the other day talking about DOI. He said everyone's really good this year. Shame itsbon at the same time ds trains so I won't get to watch it!
Also learnt he lived in Sweden and use to ski to school! He's also just been in panto.

So in conclusion! He may well have a space in his diary in 2019!

No idea if Ray is actually dead dead this time but I think Hunter shot him in the back?
But he survived being buried alive under an inch of soil so anything's possible.

shineyshell · 04/01/2019 13:37

I saw RB in the trailer for Death in Paradise, that's where he's gone Aiden's dropped him off on a tropical island!

youarenotkiddingme · 04/01/2019 13:43

Can't be bad!

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2019 14:08

I thought ray was shot in the front as he was dripping all over Mel's dress onto her cleavage. I could be wrong :
they can do wonders with gunshot wounds these days I hear! On soaps anyway.
I don't think he will be dead dead somehow.
Have to see what happens!

SoupDragon · 04/01/2019 15:07

I don't think it can have been from the front as he was facing Mel and close to her. I think Hunter was behind him. Although isn't there a risk that the bullet goes through and into Mel?

Bloominglovely · 04/01/2019 15:19

Surely the foster mum can probably sort Ray out with a paste made of lemon juice and tumeric!

youarenotkiddingme · 04/01/2019 15:24

Ooohhhj interesting twist that bullet went through to Mel. Or he missed Ray and hit Mel?

Like it!

lazymum99 · 04/01/2019 15:29

DH, who never even stays in the room while EE is on, asked me today how many characters are NOT dead now. He's catching on quick!

nancy75 · 04/01/2019 15:33

I think Ray is Peggy Dead rather than Alfie dead, I thought Munter shot him in the chest ( didn’t he walk out from behind Mel?)
Obviously they could say ‘man was trying to kill my mum, look at her neck bruises’ but as this is EE, land of the terminally stupid, they will probably hide the body up a tree or something

shineyshell · 04/01/2019 15:38

Hope Alfie's taken his hat off tonight, that was bugging me for some reasonConfused perhaps I don't like hats on indoors!
And we had to suffer that funeral sales talk nonsense for nothing really or was it to show Alfie's short of cash?
Didn't see the point of Candice and Mitch turning up over Christmas either, bit of light relief with the trifle chucking?
Ah well here's to another year of it all!Grin

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2019 15:45

Place your bets on '
' dead'
' dead dead'
Back from the dead
Undead
Zombie dead
' not sure'

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 04/01/2019 16:47

Fatboy? Bit Dead but in a car's boot that went to the crusher (so Dead but also a bit crumpled)

Luke Willmott-Brown? Dead , bundled into a van by Phil Mitchell and given a pasting (so Dead but a bit bruised?)

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2019 16:49

Luke is dead dead.

SoupDragon · 04/01/2019 16:50

I think they put Luke firmly in the Definitely Dead box with a very brief mention that the police were investigating his death after finding his body. Probably in the canal. I don't think anything came of it though.

nancy75 · 04/01/2019 17:05

Yes Luke is deader than a dodo dead, Fatboy has the potential to join Kaff as one of the living dead

Hubanmao · 04/01/2019 17:16

Luke is very dead. Fat boy is dead lite.

sockportal · 04/01/2019 17:30

Dead life, an alternative to westlife staring Alfie, Ray, Luke, Fatboy and Vincent

nancy75 · 04/01/2019 17:33

sockportal don’t forget Kaff, dirty den & Stuart. At some point they’ve all laughed in the face of death

youarenotkiddingme · 04/01/2019 17:38

Dead lite 😂😂

EE have been taking the money of themselves on twitter. Pretty much the same things we have been. Or maybe they do read here and thought they get there before one of us did!

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2019 17:53

Dead life! Love this. They change key every time they do the chorus bit.

Blur could do a remake of parklife and change the park for dead!

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2019 17:54

I'm laughing at ' laughed in the face of death' Nancy your so funny!
( true though ; never known so many ' non deaths' at Christmas and new year.

Akire · 04/01/2019 18:45

Watched the last one. Does no one ever call the police?! He’s a wanted man and he has sent you a picture of your kidnapped son. Hope they don’t do another buire him and await it being discovered.

Why is Tiff acting like she never snogged Bernie? Or the other drug lady? Does that not make you gay or Bi any more??

Anyone else nearly throw up thought of Mik cooking naked???