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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Pencilmuseum · 18/12/2018 20:52

I would spit out the apple skin

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:52

I think there's something insectivorous about those bits of burnt peel.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/12/2018 20:53

Paul Ainsworth is a very ‘tonguey’ eater isn’t he?

jay55 · 18/12/2018 20:53

Things are not looking good for Chucky.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:53

shower - what happens in the colo-rectal clinic, stays in the cold-rectal clinic.

fourbaubles · 18/12/2018 20:53

Schaden I thought tarantula legs initially

Naughty1205 · 18/12/2018 20:53

Go Oli! So happy for him.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:54

*colo-rectal, not cold.

Bastarding autocorrect.

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:54

I was referring to you by your Celtic name wolf obvs 😳

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:54

Wow, Oli may have scooped this one....

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Wingbing · 18/12/2018 20:54

Verdict on zoflora 3 ways is good!

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:54

Footle that was my typo, but they were pronouncing it “serv-eech”

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:54

fleas - I thought that about Paul when he was gronffing everything when they were in his kitchen

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/12/2018 20:55

Good lad Oli! I'm ordering some pine zoflora for Christmas pud!

Joinourclub · 18/12/2018 20:55

Ah bless I love Oli

Wingbing · 18/12/2018 20:55

Dean is on shaky ground.

Pencilmuseum · 18/12/2018 20:56

triumph for Oli - how can the judges decide? they're not working in an army kitchen tomorrow are they?

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:56

Chucky for the chop?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:56

His face was a picture - so happy but not an ounce of smugness!

What a lovely lad!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:56

I would have said so Taffeta

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:56

Don’t think anyone gets the chop today, think it’s tomoreow then final 3 on Thursday

Taffeta · 18/12/2018 20:56

Agree re the teamwork

Heartwarming

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:57

🤣schaden

Dean in danger perhaps, who would have thought - and his starter looked pretty good

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:57

He HAD to ruin the evener us, didn't he.

Fuck off Greggggg!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/12/2018 20:57

Aww look at their little faces. Well, not Chucky, he looks well pissed off.

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