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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:45

Why do they hardly put anything on the plate - needs a stone of mash and plenty of gravy.

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:46

Oh yeah Baubles, I got all muddled

I blame my hormones over that lovely tattood chef

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:46

Do I spy a perimeter on Matthew's plate? 👀

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Wingbing · 18/12/2018 20:46

I like that it isn’t all piled up on the plate.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:46

KOM has obviously done a VERY good job!

Shirleyphallus · 18/12/2018 20:47

Why do they hardly put anything on the plate - needs a stone of mash and plenty of gravy.

And hold the squirty cream for me pls

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:47

I'm afraid I'm a great plate piler Wingbing

Wingbing · 18/12/2018 20:48

Me too!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:48

Must be BURSTING with relief and pride!

Well done KPM!

fourbaubles · 18/12/2018 20:48

Awww look at his little face!

Wolfcub · 18/12/2018 20:49

Those apple skins look like burnt tapeworms

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:49

Oli's appleskins look like something off "Silent Witness"

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:49

Wolf

Xmas Grin
Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/12/2018 20:50

i can’t wait to see what they make of the pine thing...

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:50

Oh I really hope Oli defies my expectations of his zoflora dessert

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:50

Oli's lovely, isn't he? Xmas Grin

grissini · 18/12/2018 20:50

Why KPM? I must have missed the joke

Wolfcub · 18/12/2018 20:50

I wish he’d stop saying Wee or at least try an accent

CrispbuttyNo1 · 18/12/2018 20:51

That looks awesome

jay55 · 18/12/2018 20:51

Knitting Pattern Man

fourbaubles · 18/12/2018 20:51

grissini Knitting Pattern Man. He has the look of a male model from the 60s

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/12/2018 20:51

Looked better to me without the apple twigs but what do I know?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 18/12/2018 20:52

I've loved the totally selfless teamwork we've seen in this kitchen.

It's been superb!

Footle · 18/12/2018 20:52

I don't know how they're pronouncing ceviche Shirley, but there's no r in it.

whatajollysnowshower · 18/12/2018 20:52

eolf rather predictably how are you recognising burnt tapeworm ?😀