A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

Throw him off throw him off, throw him off

OK. Do remember this guy.

Oh - Scott, you crawler . . .

Happy twixmas mcheffians. I think I've walked past that place Clare works. Fuck me why is that baldy fucker on?
Dhs knobby mate has turned up to spoil my night. I'm hiding my posh chocolates and booze.

There's FAR TOO MUCH of you know who.....

Don't suppose Michel will be back ?

Oooh, no, I wouldn't do that kind of cheffing. What if the customer hates it?

No 5-second rule when everybody can see you drop stuff on the floor.

That looks very tough cooking in front of the customers

I bet they spend a hell of a lot of time cleaning

There's FAR TOO MUCH of you know who.....

Even if all you saw was his fat arse getting hit by the door on his way out, it would be too much.

Can't say I fancy the concept at Crockers.

That's a great concept for a restaurant. Looks just the place for a MN MC night out!

I liked Gary

Oh I remember Gary!

GARY!

I luffs Gary.

I was just shuddering at the thought of a performance meal like that.

His restaurant is not a million miles from me. I won't be visiting though.

Matt Healy has a few places near me now. I plan to try one soon

Ellie and Matt were grand too. That was a good year.

It's lovely to see how well they have done since Masterchef

Don't like that concept restaurant.I am vair unsociable.

Monica is such a supportive, lovely person. She's the best.

It was Grouchy*

Had Ellie and Matt been on in a different year, they might well have taken the trophy.

Ellie was lovely.

I remember Ellie. I liked her a lot.