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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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Taffeta · 21/12/2018 15:11

Lordy. What a fuss over absolutely Jack shit.

Happy holidays! Xmas Smile

Shirleyphallus · 21/12/2018 16:13

Are you all stunningly beautiful?

I am yes 💁🏼‍♀️

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 21/12/2018 16:16

Almost certainly IRL he is
Slimmer
Taller
Probably less shiny
Utterly charming
That’s how I’m choosing to picture him anyway.

Same here fleas

I think he is an unfortunately featured, awkward, but basically lovely man - it appears that he has raised money for, and cooked dinner for, a large number of homeless people.

His woman obviously loves him. (Until anyone actually meets another person, you can't really comment on attractiveness, just appearance, which isn't actually the same thing.)

He was pissed at losing - as I'm sure others have been in the past, but have been better at hiding their emotions.

AND . . . . people who don't want to read nasty comments are not forced at gunpoint to look at these threads. So why do they?

We are having a rather cruel laugh - but are well aware none of us is perfect (other than Mary Poppins, who is practically perfect, and possibly Grouchy's puppy). I personally would not look out of place in a sanctuary for overweight velociraptors - but I would not subject myself to the Cruel Gaze of the Public Eye.

If it upsets you, read about bunnies and kittens.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 21/12/2018 16:17

I know people can't help perspiring but wearing a bandana to soak it up is preferable to it dripping onto the food

I wondert if that is why so many chefs seem to have beards - to soak up the sweat.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 21/12/2018 16:20

I am yes

Sorry Shirley

Hdn't got that far. I forgot that you were priming yourself to be Gregggg's next wife, and are therefore VERY particular about your appearance. Xmas Grin

Westwing1 · 21/12/2018 17:12

Shirley I thought Gregs specs looked good on him too, but to be clear he is all yours. I don't mind Greg, I think his heart is in the right place but have I mentioned I really have grown to dislike Marcus.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 21/12/2018 17:21

I pictured you as stunningly beautiful Shirley so it comes as no surprise to hear it confirmed from your own (no doubt perfectly formed) mouth. I am slightly worried though that you are thick as mince - with a Bisto perimeter - if you think Gregggg is worth throwing yourself away on. Xmas Grin

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 21/12/2018 17:22

Schaden bunnies and kittens you say? Lead on!

Shirleyphallus · 21/12/2018 18:03

Thank you for the adoration ladies.

There is a fairly spicy thread going on about Gregg right now, you’d all be right at home

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3456682-gregg-wallace

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 21/12/2018 18:29

Shirley I am so dazzled by your beauty I will have to wear these from now on 🕶

Some of us might like to check out a new comedy programme on BBC1 on Jan 3rd in which our beloved Greggggggggg is played by Al Murray and Richard Branson by Harry Enfield. Looks like a laff although evidently this is bad, wrong, naughty and we should all be ashamed of ourselves

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 21/12/2018 20:26

Thanks Halsall, that’s definitely going in my Watch List.

blamethesantahat · 21/12/2018 21:31

I missed yesterday as we had visitors, but Chucky just said 'we're pregnant' Angry

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 21/12/2018 22:46

Thanks for the TVtip-off Halsall

And for your thread tip-off Shirley

Santahat - I have to admit that that particular phrase is one of my pet hates (along with "trying for a baby").

I just find them both

BasiliskStare · 22/12/2018 14:47

@GodrestyoumerrySchadenfreud - have just seen you may be required on chat - thread re Mr Greg Wallace - -food appreciator- scoffer of this parish.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 22/12/2018 17:27

Thank you Basilisk

I have stuck my oar in there. Xmas Grin

BasiliskStare · 23/12/2018 18:45

@GodrestyoumerrySchadenfreude

Ha ha ha

All best to you and yours Smile - I too have stuck oar in - if onely we could raise a petition Grin

Xmas Smile
GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 23/12/2018 20:14

Have a lovely Christmas Basilisk

Oh - and A Merry Christmas To All My Readers!

Ho Ho Ho! Xmas Grin

Pencilmuseum · 27/12/2018 18:32

warming up for masterchef revisited at 8. don't know whether to rein in my inner Malcolm Tucker or give him his head in view of the backlash upthread ….

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 18:36

Malcolm Tucker is usually unleashing his inner Schadenfreude . . . Xmas Grin

Pencilmuseum · 27/12/2018 18:52

good to see you are refreshed and ready for action Schaden...

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 19:10

Hi Pencil - yes, yes - ready and raring to go!

Just wondering why the F, the U, the C, the K, and the O on my keyboard are almost illegible, and why a couple of the keys seem almost worn out.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/12/2018 19:24

Ah, I'd forgotten about this. Hooray!

Wolfcub · 27/12/2018 19:47

Evening all

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 27/12/2018 20:00

Thank Gawd!

University challenge is over -

LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!!!!!

MrsTommyBanks · 27/12/2018 20:00

Evening all Xmas Smile