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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:09

I thought that yesterday jayy - he's nowhere near as porky.

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:09

Very pretty Oli hope it isn’t too brave

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:09

Oli has learned the perimeter lesson well

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Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:10

I don’t know what most of the words on Oli’s plate mean....

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:10

Oli's food looks lovely1

Pity about Monca's comments.

Fuck OFF Greggg!!!! How many times . . . .

CrispbuttyNo1 · 19/12/2018 20:10

Evening all!

Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 20:10

plates of food again but heavily beach influenced and see that beetroot is back. but rhubarb and fish? Did Ken start cooking because he was so bored in Bournemouth aged 16?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:10

This looks . . . . brown . . .

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:11

Oh, not so well, actually.

❌ KLAXON - PERIMETER BREACH - KLAXON ❌

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ikltownofboothlehem · 19/12/2018 20:11

That's very.....brown

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:11

That tuile appears burnt

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:11

Here goes. I love smokies.

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:11

Dean's is all a bit brown to me.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:11

Oh Chucky. No. Just no.

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fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:11

I type too slowly Grin

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:12

halsall 🤣 at klaxon

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:12

Chucky looks as though he is filled with barely-contained rage . . . if I were Monica, I would keep looking over my shoulder for a very long time . . .

jay55 · 19/12/2018 20:12

Matthews is a bit small

Joinourclub · 19/12/2018 20:12

They all look delicious

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:12

That looks quite nice!

Seagulls! Those fuckers! Xmas Angry

MrsTommyBanks · 19/12/2018 20:12

SOUNDS OF THE FUCKING SEASIDE?

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:13

One of them should have got a seagull to fly overhead and shit on their arm while eating

That would bring back memories of my seaside holidays at least

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:13

Oh no Matthew. You are going my lovely.

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:13

Oh god Matthew is going

Joinourclub · 19/12/2018 20:13

“Eats beautifully”

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