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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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MrsTommyBanks · 19/12/2018 20:00

Oooh ta very much Schaden

MrsTommyBanks · 19/12/2018 20:01

OMG. I'm so EXCITED.

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:02

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGGGG

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:02

Me tooMrsTommyBanks.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:02

Evening ladies (and honorary ladies)

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:03

Too excited to format 🤣

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:03

Hello all!

I’m in the middle of packing to move house this weekend so am in box and bubble wrap hell

Settling in for the hour to take my mind of it!

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:03

I’ve just broken into the Christmas pretzels

ikltownofboothlehem · 19/12/2018 20:04

Why does Greggggggg have to SHOUT ALL THE TIME!?

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:04

Pretzels! Bugger. I knew I had forgotten something.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:04

Helloooo, can't wait to see who'll fall at the final fence

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 19/12/2018 20:05

THIS weekend Shirley?

Pass us that bubble wrap ...

GoldenSyrupLion · 19/12/2018 20:05

Chucky doesn't think he's going anywhere.

jay55 · 19/12/2018 20:06

Evening.

Has Chucky lost weight?

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:06

Wow, Shirley, you must like a challenge!

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Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:06

Yes indeed myimaginarycat. I’d pass you the bubble wrap but can’t quite figure out what needs to be bubble wrapped and what presents need to be wrapped

Good chance DP will end up opening a box of old wires or a tap dancing medal from 1989 on Christmas Day by mistake

Wolfcub · 19/12/2018 20:07

Ah ridiculous plates

MrsTommyBanks · 19/12/2018 20:07

Arbroath smokies are lovely. I'm worried.

Footle · 19/12/2018 20:08

Gregg , gurn elsewhere

Shirleyphallus · 19/12/2018 20:08

The plate-to-food ratio is waaaay off for Laurie

fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:08

Cor Larry that looks fab

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 19/12/2018 20:08

Sorry I'm a bit late - was wrapping Xmas presents and the dog ran across the paper and knocked the sellotape which promptly stuck it's end down and I couldn't find it.

Dean is VERY excited about having a woman of his very own isn't he?

Fuck off GREGG!!!!

whatajollysnowshower · 19/12/2018 20:08

Go Larry yay

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 19/12/2018 20:08

Marcus he like

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fourbaubles · 19/12/2018 20:08

Go Larry!