Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

[whatashower]

It’s the semis part deux.

Acted like professionals, they are ruddy professionals.

I think I will be myself Halsall

Very pretty. Wasted on the Fleas household though. DH would scoop that up with a hunk of bread without a second thought.

I'll bet there was an unusual amount of sweat in those dinners - it was dripping off them.

No wonder restaurant food always tastes over salted to me.

Greggg has really let himself go since he got preggers.

Oooh excited now we are back in the kitchen. Will Luke surprise? Will Ollie astonish? WillMatthew knit a cardigan?

Oh God, the Great Lardo has just splattered into view...

FUCK OFF YOU BIG PREGNANT GOBSHITE aka Lardo, the Gurning Grocer

Monica was looking very "Prisoner Cell Block H" there as she patrolled the perimeter of the cooking area.

whatajollysnowshower, do your hearing aids connect with the sound?

Greggg has really let himself go since he got preggers

Water retention Schaden. I bet his ankles are really thick too.

LARDO - Evil Supervillain!

Where is Dangermouse when you need him?

Mmm butter lobster

Schaden aieeeeeeeeee !!

Well, his head is fleas

More black food? That powder looked ominous

What is Oli's obsession with figs all about?

Only half watching tonight as catching up with dsis. Flapjack, in a semi final?

Footle they are just normal aids, my inability to turn off subtitles was merely technical incompetence

mutton ? Thought Lardo was a greengrocer? he knows less than nothing

More surf and turf?

The sexy grocer ain’t gonna be happy

Hogget! Hooray. I infinitely prefer it to lamb. It's a pretty standard thing to find in NZ but here you have to sell your firstborn to get it.

Oooh hogget. Love love love hogget. Vastly under rated imo.

Dog needed a wee. Have I missed owt?

no Schady - same old figs and s'fears