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Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

943 replies

whatashower · 05/12/2018 22:02

It’s the semis part deux.

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CrabbityRabbit · 06/12/2018 20:06

Those lamb tongues. SadEnvy

Wolfcub · 06/12/2018 20:07

Evening all

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2018 20:07

Evening all. Late because children are evil sometimes.

Who are they cooking for tonight?

fourbaubles · 06/12/2018 20:07

Do as you are told Luke!

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:07

Liven up the artichokes! Grin

Wolfcub · 06/12/2018 20:08

Wow frozen face is being patronising

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 06/12/2018 20:08

Chucky's not for turning, is he?

CrabbityRabbit · 06/12/2018 20:08

Shiny serial killer is a bit of a bossy boots.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:08

Royal College of Physicians Grouchy

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:09

I was a guest at a Royal College of Surgeons dinner once .

'Twas fabulous . . think swan and chips sort of thing . . .

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 06/12/2018 20:10

And they're going to present the physicians with a tableau of roasted bones 😂 ☠️

Grinchly · 06/12/2018 20:10

What ho! ( late)

jay55 · 06/12/2018 20:12

Beardy is trying to fly under radar and waiting for others to fail.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2018 20:13

Thanks Schady.

CrabbityRabbit · 06/12/2018 20:14

Pannacotta can be nice but I find it dull. Hate poached pears. Ubiquitous at mediocre wedding breakfasts. Sure it will be nice but find it all very uninspiring compared to yesterdays chocolately goodness.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:14

"Oui chef"?

Beardy Ghenghiz has lost all my respect.

Grinchly · 06/12/2018 20:14

Still evolving ... uh oh...

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:15

I Knew Creepy Chucky would take over

Wolfcub · 06/12/2018 20:15

Chucky is a twunt

Grinchly · 06/12/2018 20:15

Plastic butler is making it up as he goes along. He should join Dexeu.

CrabbityRabbit · 06/12/2018 20:15

"Oui chef" not even from the actually French chef. Angry

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:16

Why does vanilla and tomato water sound so uninspiring?

Grinchly · 06/12/2018 20:17

I like Elizabeth. i also like lambs bollocks, but am prob in a minority there.

Wolfcub · 06/12/2018 20:17

Peeling a tongue is highly unappetising

jay55 · 06/12/2018 20:17

I always imagine tomato water is what's left in a can of plum tomatoes, stinky and grim.

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