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Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

943 replies

whatashower · 05/12/2018 22:02

It’s the semis part deux.

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Shirleyphallus · 12/12/2018 20:29

The leek purée looks overwhelmingly like pigeon shit

Pencilmuseum · 12/12/2018 20:29

oui chef. Ken is under pressure now. hahaha
circle of leek - one of the songs that didn't make it to the Lion King

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 12/12/2018 20:30

Those pesky squeezy bottles

Damn you, perimeters!

MrsTommyBanks · 12/12/2018 20:30

Far to many Ouis flying about Shirley

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 12/12/2018 20:30

I think Michael is seeing his star being ripped off the front of his restaurant sign

Shirleyphallus · 12/12/2018 20:30

Cheers letting, it sounds so weird!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 12/12/2018 20:30

Pencil

😂

fourbaubles · 12/12/2018 20:30

Come on Matt your sauce has breached the perimeter. They'll be sending in the snipers soon.

Pencilmuseum · 12/12/2018 20:31

is that waitress wearing a safety harness/apron?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 12/12/2018 20:31

*circle of leek - one of the songs that didn't make it to the Lion King(

Grin PMSL at this!

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 12/12/2018 20:31

That couple did not look as though they were having a fun faine daining experience

whatajollysnowshower · 12/12/2018 20:32

fleas

Subtitles would be a whole new dimension all very W1A no doubt 🤣

Bet they also typed “used milk” schaden

Footle · 12/12/2018 20:32

This looks like work experience in an Amazon warehouse

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 12/12/2018 20:32

They need Chucky in this kitchen - he'd have had the lot of them standing quietly in a corner while he prepared all three courses ALONE WITHOUT A SOUS CHEF!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 12/12/2018 20:32

I wonder how many leeks had to die to make that perimeter?

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 12/12/2018 20:33

I think they did , too Shower, because that it what the idiot commentator said!

Shirleyphallus · 12/12/2018 20:33

Pencil Grin

fourbaubles · 12/12/2018 20:33

More perimeter. Odd.

Footle · 12/12/2018 20:33

Our subtitles aren't for my benefit but I'm not sure how to watch without them now

whatajollysnowshower · 12/12/2018 20:34

pencil merrily singing circle of leek here 👍

Am SO over perimeters already. They are very bloody noticeable now. Pah.

Shirleyphallus · 12/12/2018 20:35

“Circle of leak” is the perfect title for the next thread when this one fills up

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 12/12/2018 20:35

I can see them all spending the rest of their lives twitching uncontrollably every time they hear the word 'perimeter'

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 12/12/2018 20:35

I'll bet there was an unusual amount of sweat in those dinners - it was dripping off them.

whatajollysnowshower · 12/12/2018 20:36

footle it took me a full week to work out how to turn off subtitles now I have my hearing aids 🤣

Footle · 12/12/2018 20:36

Offering them jobs now. Don't all shout at once