Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

[whatashower]

It’s the semis part deux.

Seriously this food is looking wonderful.
(Says the woman that corned beef hash for a dirty dinner)

Pleasing to see that, no matter the day, someone presents something that looks like a bollock

The raw ravioli take that honour today

I didn't Footle.

I was in a tizzy of misunderstanding.

I was just thinking how much a leek purée perimeter would improve the integrity of my elements.

Romaine

Shirley

for each of your comments

They may be able cook like a dream, but how are their ARTISTIC skillz? Hmmm?

And a few strategic mushrooms

Plate it up “strategically”? Oh fuck off Michael babes

Strategic mushrooms. Wanky wank.

We could really raise the stakes Schaden and have the subtitles on 😂

EIGHT MINUTES!

Me too Footie. I know realise where I've been going wrong.

I thought summit similar tonight Footle

A perimeter od "Daddies Sauce" it was

OH FUCK! THE CABBAGE!!!!!!

Always subtitles in this house.

he's taken his eye off the cabbage

IT'S A DISASTER, PEOPLE

Does Oli keep saying “oui” to Michael...?

I'm not sure about veg having to stand up, I think u prefer mine lying down

Never take your eyes off the cabbage!

Come on boys - this is basic stuff . . .

Why are we fucking the cabbage? Wait for meee

The waiter is like "what the f........."

Stop talking Matt.

Just suggested I “reimagine” Xmas dinner as a MCP experience. The response wasn’t overwhelmingly positive I have to say. Glad to see Ollie lifting his head a bit, was worried.

My veg is boiled into submission Jay - it doesn't have the heart to stand to attention - just collapses in despair on the plate.

Michael Caines is sounding a little terse....

They're all saying "Oui, chef" to Micheal. He must have told them to...