Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

[whatashower]

It’s the semis part deux.

Aw schaden that’s the Christmas spirit! As a wizened old lady I concluded Dean’s slightly unnervingly shiny perfect skin is probably not so out of place if he is a mere 29 😀 and marsha is right, it’s about the talent as long as they have the good grace to be reasonably humble. Reflecting on last night I am gutted that Elizabeth has gone - I will miss her and I sure she had saved a few special facial expressions and eye rolls for the semi finals. Most looking forward to seeing what Larry can do next 😀 it’s a loooong wait until Tuesday 🙁

I may not dislike Gregg as much as everyone. He serves a purpose

As do maggots and cockroaches, no doubt Marsha . . . . . but do we have to have his opinions on the food? Or watch him shovel food into his greedy gob eat with quite so much gusto? Or even have him on camera with that stupid grin and those shitty shirts? He could do a "5 minutes everyone" without us having to look at him, surely? And surely it is wrong t refer to him as "Judge"? He's not a judge - he's the man who can't keep his smug face out of anything --and he makes me want to vomit. He really, really does. (Sorry Shirley - I know you are smitten with his "sexy" pins)

Aw schaden that’s the Christmas spirit!

I'm mellowing in my old age shower.

BTW - I'll miss Elizabeth, too.

Lol Godrest

No I wouldn’t say he’s a judge either - male presenter type

But I was aware posting it might get me chucked off thread ;

To make up for it I do agree Marcus is incredibly attractive
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Aw Schaden. You're a nicer person than me.

whatashower, are you really wizened?

footle pretty much, not quite at free bus pass yet, but "mature" enough immature enough to panic buy The Ordinary when Deciem's CEO went doolally. 😀

marsha I was smitten by twinkly Marcus until the camera revealed that, as Elisabeth might have said, he is ....verr, verr..... 'airee. 😢

Syrup

My saintliness might only last until next week when he gets on my tits again. I could be back to being the foul-mouthed harridan you all know and loathe in no time

I'm at bus pass age footle, but am not wizened.

I am too fat voluptuous to wizen.

I'm so old they'll probably ask for my bus pass back soon. And also too volumptious ( wrestling with phone over that word, such a know-all it is ) for wizening.

There are advantages to voluptuousness Footle

(Actually - I think your volumptious should be added to the MN dictionary -
volumptious (adj) - a particular kind of voluptuousness, found in ladies of a certain round-about-bus-pass age; a quality of adiposity that prevents wizening; an excuse to wear loose-fitting garments or, paradoxically, leggings (or both) at all times).

I am so impressed that I will not do my usual thing of rushing out to copywriter the new word so that I get royalties every time it is used (nobody ever paid their debts anyway).

😀 resolves to eat even more

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud,what a 10 minutes of fame that would be!

And how much more of this cheffery is there?

Laurence is Sat Bains’ Sous Chef, and Restaurant Sat Bains is frequently voted the best restaurant in the country. Made the 10 ten in the world on one list.

He must be in with a chance of winning. He seems sure of himself but a little modest too. Only a bit, mind.

10 ten? Argh, top ten.

I'll miss it tonight.

Bloody RL. Who needs it?

Was worried I wouldn't find this thread among the 80,000 I'm "watching", but got it now. And sending it to the top so I'll have it poised for action in 52 minutes time.

RL is grossly over-rated Halsall

We've eaten at Sat Bains, the food was amazing.

Have not been yet but sat nav bains' place is apparently situated somewhere on an old industrial estate where you might expect to be taken if you were the subject of a contract killing. Just saying.

Evening all

It's not that bad @Pencilmuseum

If I was going to compare, I would say I preferred Le Gavroche. Michel Roux greeted us on arrival and came to our table whilst we were eating, to ask if everything was okay.

Evening. Mind if I join you on the volumptious bench? I am the wrong side of 60 and have a wrinkle free forehead not because it's botoxed but because it has a thick layer of adipose tissue just under the surface.

The down side of being volumptious is that my ankle is buggered after many many many years of keeping my fat arse off the ground.