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Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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whatashower · 05/12/2018 22:02

It’s the semis part deux.

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Pencilmuseum · 06/12/2018 20:57

sean looks like he lives on tea and fags.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:57

I'd also noticed that Chucky never blinks . . . .

Grinchly · 06/12/2018 20:58

So sad about that, I bet her food tasted fab and she seems grounded. Unlike some.

mumto2babyboys · 06/12/2018 20:58

Have to say I think it's ken doll or Larry who will win overall

They are sailing through with no bad comments and getting so much extra screentime than the others

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 20:59

Now that sounded creepy

"She's definitely going to make me even happier when I tell her"

CrabbityRabbit · 06/12/2018 20:59

Had to be. Poor wumman. Sad

DP has commented that the sex ratio on here is crap and he doesn't even watch. Just wanders in and out.

MarshaBradyo · 06/12/2018 20:59

Fair enough

Pencilmuseum · 06/12/2018 20:59

chucky v Ken - that will be the decider I feel.

MarshaBradyo · 06/12/2018 21:00

Yep Ken v Chuckster

jay55 · 06/12/2018 21:00

I'm all for anyone but Chucky.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 06/12/2018 21:00

It is crap, Crabbity , he's not wrong

Grinchly · 06/12/2018 21:01

Agree Pencil.
Love this thread and all the humour. thanks everyone see you next Tuesday.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 21:01

Agree Pencil

Neither of them can do any wrong.

both are not quite human.

But only one makes the skin crawl off your flesh and hide under the sink.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 06/12/2018 21:01

He may yet come unstuck 🤞

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 21:02

Dee you all letter, people.

mumto2babyboys · 06/12/2018 21:02

He is programmed to blink once every 119 seconds to mimic human reactions

but like all software it has a slight delay

It's his stare as well. He is programmed to make eye contact and not break it until the other person does

Tbf though hope his pregnant gf doesn't read this, it's a bit mean

But she must wonder where he disappears to when he goes to recharge his lithium batteries

fourbaubles · 06/12/2018 21:05

Until next week folks

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 21:07

See you all later - sorry. I haven't even had a drink tonight.

It's just fat fingers and autocorrect madness.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 06/12/2018 21:07

babyboys Grin

whatashower · 06/12/2018 21:08

See you all next week

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Hofuckingho · 06/12/2018 21:37

Lawrence is our boy. We've eaten in the restaurant where he works.

macnab · 07/12/2018 13:51

I really like Dean Blush

But I hate Gregggg!

DH & I are rooting for Lawrence to win, every time he cooks DH says "I can't believe he's only a junior sous chef"!

Taffeta · 07/12/2018 16:16

Finally caught up!

I love Laurence too. And Dean, although a bit odd looking (put those eyebrow tweezers away!!), isn’t too bad? I must’ve missed why he’s a twat? I have missed some eps this week and last due to bastarding RL.

Poor old Elisabeth - she was awesome, lovely and had just such bad luck.

Weasley “I do puddings on my own” guy is a bit over ambitious for me.

Laurence for the win

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 07/12/2018 16:19

I really like Dean

Macnab I think he's creepy - but funnily enough he came into my mind today (don't know why) and I was just thinking about how excited he was to announce that he was engaged and that he was going to have ahuman child and that his fiancee was 14 weeks pregnant - his whole face was alight!

I don't just think that it's because he had managed to persuade a woman to let him Do It at least once, and that in agreeing to marry him she would probably consider letting him Do It again - he was really, really thrilled! And I found myself being thrilled for him, and for the woman he obviously loves to bits . . . .

And now my heart won't be properly in it when I insult him in future. Sad

I'm sorry, all. I am going to keep my sarcasm and loathing for Gregggg. Chucky (sorry - have to use that name) might be a royalty obsessed fanny who takes over everything but look at his good points:

  1. perfectionist!

  2. really looking forward being a dad!

  3. has a deep contempt and loathing for Greggggg that he can barely control

  4. has no compunction about ignoring the gurning grocer's patronising twatty comments, or indeed pushing him physically out of the way if necessary (or at least aiming straight at him with a tray full of red-hot octopus tentacles, and leaving him to get out of the way of be trampled)

Be fair - reading the above, it's really not so very hard to look past the fact that he's an android and think of him in terms of Isaac Asimov's "I, Robot", and concede that machine can have feelings, too.

MarshaBradyo · 07/12/2018 16:48

I always end up really liking the ones that can cook the best - and if they’re really good I overlook what they’re like

Matthew is my fave but Dean is up there to win

I may not dislike Gregg as much as everyone. He serves a purpose - I wouldn’t want the M and M to have to yell 5 minutes left