Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

Evening all.

I am neither generous of years nor volumptious in any way but my joints are shit so I need to sit on the bench too.

What ho, chaps.

Spag bol as a pudding? I am intrigued.

I'll bear your warning in mind Pencil

Volumptious ladies!

Prepare to be throughly Cheffed!

Oh fuck it in a bucket it's Gurning Grocer again.

Do you think Chucky is excessively whiney due to leaning overpays of boiling jus, day in day out? It's effectively like steaming your pores 22 hours a day

Fuck off Gregggg

I could easily join you on the fat git bench but I am in denial. Dean had to bring the nana in.

Oh god I wish Chucky would stfu

I hate banoffee pie. Banana is foul. FOUL. Gross. I like caramel, though. Give me a tin of that.

William's horns

It's his eyebrows. Chucky shaves his eyebrows like a drag queen. How odd.

Blimey!

My kids have seen enough Kitchen Disasters, many involving fire, never mind exploding stuff, to have opened their own 4- Michelin restaurant.

Yet neither will do more than open a packet of crisps . . .

holidays in the Seychelles as as a kid????? super secret posho

With yo on the foulness of banana Grouchy known to me as the Devil's colon. Ruins many a good fruit salad and caramel pie.

I don’t like his laugh

You could be right about the eyebrows baubles - and I can respect drag queen influences (I love RuPaul!), but I have no respect for bringing a Nan into the fight.

Heavy artillery, that.

Sorry late...

Spag bol pudding?!

Don't knock it till you've tried it, MrsTommy

Sorry too

when do we get the biographical sketches? final 3? William you posh shit

Michelin star chefs randomly invite spotty teenagers into their kitchens?

Surf and turf... with a leg up from Mummy

not William matthew/ken sorry