Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

After the truffle scales yesterday feels very boring to go back to veggie ones.

Oh crap Marcus is thrilled with the curry

Stop swooning over him he’s a massive frozen faced cock

I hate it that Chucky is such a good cook.

He's such a smug, self-satisfied, pompous bastard.

Ah tamarind not turmeric. My mistake...

Marcus loves Chucky. Why? they all do. Nononononono

He's going to win isn't he?

What a stingy amount of curry!

Marcus looked to agree then went full Chucky wuv.

but he can cook

Vi thought Lawrence was going to stab gregggg.
Chucky, Lawrence and Luke.

Seriously dean is not normal. It's like watching humans, does he even blink?

Lucky!

Au revoir, Elisabeth

Bye bye Lizzie

Matthew v Dean off

But SO obvious Gregg isn’t even on Deans radar.

Aw poor Elizabeth, bless her, so sorry for her.

Poor Elizabeth

Aww guess it's an easy choice for the exit

Your turmeric point still applies, Grinchly.

Ah pauvre Elisabeth

Oh no that mousse! Au revoir.

Poor Elizabeth.

Oh - she's crying!

And stop saying "Divine" Gregggg - PP is right - you just sound sordid!

Haha

Marcus was about to spit it out

Ah bad luck

But SO obvious Gregg isn’t even on Deans radar.

That's the only point in his favour.

He treats Greggg like a woodlouse . . .