DOCTORS- Next patient please. What do you mean, there aren't any?

[FuzzyCustard]

New thread,

Val needs to wear colour to be ping pong ready!

Why have they made everyone in the salon a stereotype

Nut I know- it's like going back in time, and watching a female version of Desmonds.

Ahhhh Sid

Is the salon a cover for a drug den?

It's looking very festive at the mill, considering MrsT wasn't keen and where's Hestons tree ?

Raahh I had totally forgtten about that!

blame Mrs T decided not to decorate :( There is a tree somewhere, though.

Heston's tree seemed to be a one day wonder.

Sorry, i'm such a nob I cannot read properly and totally misread your post blame

Chantelle is with Precious's ex, isn't she?

MRS TEMBE IS LATE

Ping pong mojo

Zara trying too hard

Poor Zara- she is trying.

Feel sorry for Zara

She is really trying

It's so cringy! But poor Zara

No, of course she didn't.

Is Zara going to borrow Val's tutu ?

Yes, screaming at the phone really helps, I find.

If they didn't ask about allergies and used the wrong products...

Your mojo is in your colourful clothes !

Tinsel @ zaniels house

Joe is going to make someone a great husband .

Come on I666y, at least give her one reply! Ah, she spoke!