DOCTORS- Next patient please. What do you mean, there aren't any?

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New thread,

Did not precious swap products ?

She's a rude monster but she should just be ignored and she'll give up.

SHouldn't she be going to A&E?

My mother has tinsel on her tree.

It is vair posh, expensive tinsel, in muted pink with matching baubles. but it's still tinsel.

I was shocked .

I LOVE TINSEL

Exactly, how long does one leave bleach burning a hole in one's scalp? You'd surely go to a and e first anyway, not the gp.

I'm sure someone was wearing those turquoise earrings last week.

Ya.

Exactly- Heston was wacky bow-ties. Not beige.

Val needs the muppet coat.

Ds has his own very small tree. It is very red and has red tinsel .
We made ginger biscuits yesterday, we have reindeer heads (upside gingerbread men), snowmen, snowflakes and Santa's.

This is so bad it's embarrassing

Muse + table tennis, not a combo I'd ever imagined

OMG she is EVIL!

My dc all have their own mini trees , with various bits of tinsel .

I'm not tinsel averse- just not on the tree- I have it around the mirror and things . There's no room on the tree, we have amassed so many decorations over the year. Nothing really matches any more.

I666y is not playing nice.

Get fabric paints Val!

blame I saw that reindeer idea and it's so clever! The tree sounds lovely

That's MrsT stick up for the sisterhood !

Welcome back Val

dd1 brought home a mini tree from nursery one year, that she had made decorations for. We had it years, til dd2 was about 2. This became known as the 'year mummy ruined Christmas', as I had too much mulled wine took my eye off the advent candle, it burnt down several days too many, and in my rush to blow it out I knocked it into the little tree. It set on fire. I tried to put the fire out. The smoke alarms were going off. I dropped the tree in the kitchen sink, half burnt, then chucked it out of the kitchen window.

NOBODY else in the house woke up whilst all this was going on (was about 11pm). I have no idea how.

To this day, no-one will let me forget that I burnt the mini tree.

Raahh

raahh I feel we need to start a go fund me page in memory of the tree so you can buy a new one and more mulled wine.

Poor tree

Oh blimey, I also appear to have agreed to go to the pantomime with dd2's school on Thursday. Not just her class , either. The whole of the juniors go. I wish I had been quick enough to say the dog's grooming appointment was then, (it's Wednesday).
I hate pantomimes Hum bug

I missed it (sorry, beach was calling as the sun was out) but I gather I666Y is being a pain again. Has Daniel seen the light yet or is he still defending her? If the latter, has Zara changed to locks while they are both out?

I can't remember now, did we see the end of the table tennis final? Or is the storyline still dragging on?

I know I watched all of the episode yesterday because I remember the rest of it.