X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

Kylie?? Will the place be able to cope with the amount of fillers and botox that between Simon and Kylie have had between them?

Wait, they are taking applications for next year? That means they are intending to do it again?

Can't wait!

Sadly true.

G’night all, see you next week!

Armstrong acted like he didn't wanna be there?

Raahh They'll have to turn down the studio lights or there'll be some kind of plastic tsunami

I saw Little Mix on BBC2 earlier. They were wearing cycling shorts!

Well, that was fun.

Really. I love you all.

Until next week!

How many times can they wheel out Kylie?

Cycling shorts are soooo on trend!

Night all

They have got those Little Mix young women looking so predictably blow-up-dollified. Why can't they they wear bloody jeans and t-shirts and leave their sodding lips alone?

I blame cycling shorts fashion on The Kardashians disease. Instead of hiding after their fat transfers and liposuctions they instead wore their compression undies as actual clothes and started the trend.

At least Kylie will wear clothes and we won't be forced to look at her labia

I won't be here next week cos we're going to see Kevin Bridges! But will catch up on Sunday and join you for the results!

Have fun Platypus

Catching up here - I know Janice can sing but I wonder if reason she was in the bottom three is because she's already been a pop star. Her career has waned but how many ex stars could be queuing up to revive their careers next year??!

I listened to that Living Joy song the other day ( they play it constantly on Heart Radio as well) and its not a bad tune really , she ( Janice) has a powerful voice. The royalties she and the others get must pay for her exotic head bracelets and the like! she seems nice enough, but i doubt she will win it - the choir have votes on their side as with so many of them the ripple effect for people voting for them will be huge. i didnt think of that one when i predicted they would be first to get the boot last weekend.! I dont care who wins though - good luck to whoever does, but its not the show it once was.
I bet Leona will be a guest singer or do a duet this year and yes, Kylie's fillers and botox will be in competition with Simon's , but she might be better dressed!